Dear John Kerry: Get out of Israel


TEL AVIV, January 16, 2014 — A “Dear John letter” is defined as “a letter written to a husband or boyfriend by his spouse or significant other to inform him their relationship is over.” This is very much that kind of letter:

Dear John Kerry,

It’s over between us. Please get out.

And just so you aren’t wondering, it’s not us; it’s definitely you.

We, the people of the State of Israel, do not want you around anymore. Your monthly visits are starting to border on stalker-like. We are thinking about changing the locks. And don’t get us confused with your buddy Barack; when we say we are closing the border, we mean it.

Our defense minister may have apologized for what he said, but come on, did you really buy that? He meant every word he said, and you know what? He was exactly right! You need to rethink your priorities, mister. If winning praise and adulation from the rest of the off-kilter liberal world is more important to you than our actual well-being than don’t even bother going through the motions.

Actions speak louder than words, John, and your actions prove you are in this for the glory. And by the way, even if you did get a Nobel, who cares? They give those to anyone! Just ask Barack and Yasser (or his recently exhumed corpse). Even Jerusalem Post reporter Ben Caspit, in his article taking Ya’alon to task for his method, had to admit that what Moshe Ya’alon said was, “pretty convincing … based on solid information, reliable assessments, a deep-seated, genuine belief, and a steely determination to protect Israel’s security.”

So, sorry, but not sorry.

I saw that you announced that despite the verbal beating Ya’alon served up, you remain “undeterred.” You really should rethink that Johnny boy.

This whole time we have been together you have missed the point. Israel does want peace. What we do not want is a deal we are forced to make at metaphorical and literal gunpoint with a “partner” who has no interest in honoring any deal, and has stated as much in every language he knows how to speak. Why must Ya’alon be silent when Abbas runs around inciting hatred and violence, hugging terrorists and honoring falling martyrs? What kind of sick double-standard is that? You may claim to love us (we are not buying that either, by the way), but you certainly don’t get us at all.

And another thing — we don’t owe you anything. It isn’t disrespectful to disagree with you. You are just like everyone else in the Obama Administration these days. You think public office gives you carte blanch to tell everyone what is best for themselves. This diseased way of thinking can even be seen in men I am sure you don’t like as well. In his new book, which is making headlines mostly because it reveals that your BBF Barack sent U.S. soldiers into missions he did not believe would succeed, former Secretary of Defense Robert Gates said of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu that, “I was offended by his glibness and his criticism of U.S. policy.” He said Netanyahu was ungrateful for the work the Obama Administration did for the Israeli military.

Oh woe is America! All you guys want is for everyone to agree with you all the time, and shut up if they don’t, and just get down on their knees and thank the Good Lord that you have intervened in their lives.

News flash, John: WE DON’T NEED YOU.

We were attacked by four Arab armies the day we were born and guess what? You weren’t such a good friend to us then and we survived. Maybe we will go out and make new friends. If you are no longer interested in being on our team, I am sure we can ask Russia or China if they want to come over for a drink. Getting jealous?

The sad fact of the matter is, I don’t think this relationship is fixable anymore. The day you decided to put your own interests, the interests of the terrorist regime in Ramallah, and the interests of the terrorist regime in Gaza ahead of ours was the day you lost us forever.

So, dear John, get out, stay out and don’t ever come back.

The State of Israel

P.S. The next time you are bear hugging Iranian Prime Minister Rouhani, could you whisper in his ear that we are coming for him? Thanks!

That’s RIGHT! I Said It!

The writer holds a M.A. in Counter-Terrorism and Home Land Security from the IDC Herzliya.

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  • Kathy White Lantz

    Love It!! I love you Israel and I pray every day for your safety (against ALL of your enemies).

  • LibertyNow

    Can this author also write a “Dear John” letter to Kerry & tell him to get out of the US also???!!! He is a phony, a disgrace, a traitor, and an ugly money-grabbing opportunist who would work for this criminal in Washington DC or anyone else who would give him a moment’s attention. Get Lost, John……..can’t you go back out to see on that yacht of yours? (actually it’s Teresa’s)

    • Alaine DeBreaux

      Oh, I LOVE this!!

    • Gary Stevens

      I quit buying Heinz ketchup and their other products when I discovered he was married to the heiress of that corporation. When you see combat veterans being called heroes you can tell they are uncomfortable with the word. He loved it and bragged the whole time he was on the presidential campaign trail about his combat experience and his war wounds.Kerry was titled by the knowing public (mainly Veterans) a “sick call commando” after reminding us for months of his heroism. I have a cousin that ended up in a wheelchair for life from wounds in Vietnam. He has never once talked about being a hero or complained about his situation. Kerry is a fraud and anyone who represents America for Obama cannot possibly have a good conscious or any shame.” Dear John” would be one of the best things (second to “Dear Obama”) that could happen to this country. Hillary is already in the decontamination process as we speak preparing for her run for the presidency. Folks need to wake up and start looking and learning.We are normally quiet but it’s time to change all that.

    • Robert Hutton

      Do THAT yourself Liberty Now.

  • HonestToAtee

    God Bless you Sir, and God Bless Israel, the Jewish Biblical homeland where I was Bar Mitzvah’d!! Once we take back our Country we will prove our true friendship again, we are working hard for that day to come soon!! God Bless the TEA PARTY!!!!

    • Alaine DeBreaux

      I sincerely hope and pray that Israel does not think all Americans share Kerry’s idiocy. We have always loved and stood by Israel, and we will do so again when the Obama administration is no longer……we will repair the damage they have done to the name of Israel..

  • Beth Dusty Jensen

    Kerry is an IDIOT and another embarrassment to our country!! Come on America, we need to make a lot of changes! We can do it!!

    • James Laguana

      Definitely and a phony about his Vietnam medals, maybe Valerie Jarrett will recommend him for the Medal of Honor since I am always suspecting to be an Iranian agent working in the White House giving orders for the stand down in Benghazi. thanks. Vietnam Veteran 1967.

      • Mary

        He lied about serving in the VIETNAM WAR.

    • Alaine DeBreaux

      oops, I clicked a negative carat when I meant to click on a positive. So make that 65 “ups”

      • OldNYFirefighter

        just click on it again to remove it.

  • HonestToAtee

    The only way to save America is to support the Tea Party. Why else has the GOP Establishment joined up with George Soros and the leftwingers to assault the average American?

  • HonestToAtee

    Get ready people, because they are going to run Kerry for POTUS I am certain of it!!
    Hillary is too damaged!! Biden is too crazy!

    • Verity

      Sounds like their party will lose then.

  • Sandra billings

    Israel don’t believe a word out of any of their lying mouths as an American citizen I can’t wait until 2016 I’d like to kick these lib progressives out of the hands are tied for one until next elections. Most of the us Christians love Israel .Our religion is now being threatened if i were muslim I’d have more rights in my own country what a sad state of affairs this gov is a mess hoping for real change soon .God bless the USA and god bless israel

  • Jerry Fellows

    No one can change what is to come by anyone even Kerry, He was a nam vet, well me too, heis a Traitor like Obama.

    • Alaine DeBreaux

      We don’t need Kerry running around the world trying to sell deception and lies to the world about the Israeli people. That is not America’s way. Kerry may have been a viet nam vet, but he was a liar even then.

    • Mary

      No, he never served i n the Vietnam.wat
      He is a.liar

  • FFighters of America

    Even though a few people is DC want Israel to die, the American people are still behind you and is too

  • Steven Weaver

    No rattling on……just stay the hellout. If you fly into this country you will be shot out of the sky, one who represents the muslim brotherhood…hamas…tehran. we don’t want these idiots in our country…whose to blame em

  • Patriot

    What an awesome letter. Kerry is a Clown! and Ignorant Buffoon Barak’s rump ranger. Those two Corrupt Bastards need to go the way of the DoDo.

    • RudyM011812

      Hey Patriot, an American patriot ought to be concerned with the following:

      From former CIA analyst Philip Giraldi:

      And then there are the reasons to dislike Israel and what it
      represents that go way back. In 1952’s Lavon
      Affair, the Israelis were prepared to blow up a U.S. Information
      Center in Alexandria and blame it on the Egyptians. In 1967, the
      Israelis attacked and nearly sank the USS
      Liberty, killing 34 crewmen, and then used their power over
      President Lyndon Johnson to block an investigation into what had
      occurred. In 1987, Jonathan Pollard was convicted
      of spying for Israel with investigators determining that he had been
      the most damaging spy in the history of the United States. In the
      1960s, Israelis stole
      uranium from a lab in Pennsylvania to construct a secret nuclear
      arsenal. And the spying and theft of U.S. technology continues.
      Israel is the most
      active “friendly nation” when it comes to stealing
      U.S. secrets, and when its spies are caught, they are either sent home
      or, if they are Americans, receive a slap on the wrist.

      And Israel gets away with killing American citizens —
      literally — in the cases of Rachel
      Corrie and Furkan
      Dogan of the Mavi Marmara. And let’s not forget
      Israel’s treatment of the Palestinians which has made the
      United States complicit in a crime against humanity. Tel Aviv has
      also played a key role in Washington’s going to war against
      Iraq, in promulgating a U.S.-led global war on terror against the
      Muslim world, and in crying wolf over Iran, all of which have served
      no U.S. interest. Through it all, Congress and the media are
      oblivious to what is taking place. Israel is a net
      recipient of over $123 billion in U.S. aid and continues to get $3
      billion a year even though its per capita income is higher
      than that of Spain or Italy. No one questions anything having to do
      with Israel while Congress rubber-stamps resolution after resolution
      virtually promising to go to war on Israel’s behalf.

      More on Israel’s attack on the USS Liberty:

      Last but not least, all of Grant F. Smith’s thorough research into Zionist malfeasance as it affects American national interest is worth a look. This site re-publishes the work of others’ as well:

      Do you feel all good and patriotic about the former head of Israel’s national bank being nominated by Obama to lead the Fed? (Oh yeah, supposed crypto-Muslim Obama. Right. . .)

      • perdue1111

        Are you trying to say that Obama is not Muslim but actually a puppet for the Jewish Zionist? Trying to decipher from your parenthesis.

  • Larry Bavaro

    God will protect Israel, and destroy those who wish to harm it.

    • Alaine DeBreaux

      This is absolutely true. Woe to those who try to strike down Israel.

  • bertasis

    Well stated!

  • Stryker

    Try to hang in there Israel. 2017 is just around the corner. Then the United States and the rest of the world will be rid of the traitorous, incompetents. I just pray that the State of Israel and the United States survives that long.

    • Vinita Thonen


  • navywings

    Outstanding! It is disgusting the overt love he and Obama espouse, while in the background doing everything possible to subvert those we call an ally. GTFO John. And GTFO of Afghanistan, Iraq and the US while you’re at it.

  • Kevin Arch

    Dear State of Israel; If only you could keep your religious minions in line in the United States. Jewish people voted for Obama in a big way, and essentially guaranteed Obama the presidency and the American probably a century of cleaning up his shit! Sorry, while I appreciate the gesture, you did precious little to convince your people (I understand all Jews are citizens of Israel), to vote otherwise in the past two presidential elections. You can sign me; “One pissed off Christian!!”

  • Kevin Arch

    Dear State of Israel; If only you could keep your religious minions in the United States in line!?! Jewish people voted for Obama in a big way the past two elections, and essentially guaranteed Obama the presidency. It will probably take Americans a century to clean up his shit! Sorry, while I appreciate the gesture, you did precious little to convince your people (I understand all Jews are citizens of Israel), to vote otherwise in the past two presidential elections. Jews are essentially liberal-lackeys in the USA and you get what you vote for! You can sign me; “One pissed off Christian!!”

  • Connie Alsip

    The people of the USA stand with Israel. We all hate Kerry and Obama and wish the Senate would move to impeach them both.
    We don’t trust a word they say, and you shouldn’t either. They are both communists and must be purged from our government along with the Muslims in the DHS and the communists in our administration. #ImpeachObama #TryObamaForTreason #ImpeachJohnKerry

  • GrandmaBean

    Israel, I am behind you as I am sure millions of others are too. Hopefully in the near future we will elect more a more competent President of the United States and members of Congress to ensure that any appointee will have some brains and good judgement. Stand up right Israel and know there are those behind you.

  • Sara

    May God protect Israel. Pray for the peace of Jerusalem!!!

    • perdue1111

      Pray for the PEACE and LIBERTY of America!

  • PJParks

    I stand with Israel. It is obvious that this administration does not.

  • John Alvarez-Turner

    Dear Doni…We have been trying to keep him from coming back to the USA as well…Can you suggest to us where we can send him to and see if they will keep him and his wife?

    • Henry Waldrop

      And take their fucking ketchup with them

    • perdue1111

      TO HAMBURG(ER) ….and take that KETCHUP with you!!

  • michaelpc

    What do you expect from a muslim president. That gold ring on his finger for the last 30 yrs says, There is no greater god them allah. He was even married with it. I can’t think of one thing Obama has done to help our country. Destroying America seems to be his only goal.

  • Harry Witko


  • Henry Waldrop

    John Kerry really is an ass and a glory seeker and makes the world laugh at us all the more,he needs to go and never come back here as well
    ! He is a smug self adulating individual who mostly just lives off of his wife !!!!! Didn’t want to say it but I hate his guts !!! He is not an American in any sense of the word !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Henry Waldrop

    I personally want to apologize to the people and maybe visit your country after the war is over, if it isn’t the end of the world entirely !!!! Good luck

  • therealwillhill

    Secretary John Kerry, in short, this letter is telling you “UP YOUR NOSE WITH A RUBBER HOSE!” I hope you can clearly understand that! By the way, this is one Texan who stands with Israel!

  • Leon Chattah

    “Does John Kerry want Israel destroyed?”… Is the Pope Catholic?

  • Michael McVey

    You tell him!

  • wvweightgs

    Only one thing missing. it should have been signed by ever politician, from the top on down showing their support. Yes your politicians are part of the problem. You do have what I would call traitors among them, and you really need to clean house, just like we do, and we are working on it, are you. God bless Israel but not necessary some of the leaders? that are running it.

  • Rudy M

    After the billions the American taxpayer sends to Israel and after the Iraq war catastrophe, in large part a war for Israel, you have infinite nerve. But your day is coming. The Apartheid regime in South Africa fell; Israel as a Jewish state will likewise disappear from the pages of time. Your only extensive non-Jewish base of diehard support is among right-wing Christian evangelicals, whose star is not on the reason with the young people of the United States.

  • RudyM011812

    Dear Israel,

    Get your hands out of the pockets of U.S. taxpayers. Get your double agents out of our government.

    All of you Ashkenazi Jews from Brooklyn and New Jersey and L.A. “returning” to “your” homeland. What a joke.

  • falling321

    Yes! Way to stand up and stand out! And Dear Israel, most of us here in America feel exactly the same way you do about Dear Kerry, unfortunately WE can’t kick him out quite so easily, but maybe one day we can jail him instead!

  • greg

    dear israel we agree we see the ignorant people lobbning bombs at you and its sickening,the american peopl majority do not agree with the dishonorable camelhead kerry or the frustrated gay boy leading this country,us smarter americans know if it came down to it barry soetoro would not help to protect you after all he is supporting the largest terrorist group in the world,not to say the true americans want good relations with Israel its just we ourselves have a big problem and he is the colored half wit ex male prostitute crack head leader we have we know he should not even be in office,he cheated with big communist money and to be honest mr putin is a way better man than the manwhore leading our country,I hope this gives you a idea how the real american people feel thank you for the years you have been our friend and when we get this creepy leadership underarrest and inprisoned we would love to have our friendship back with you until then we are wondering what stunt he will pull next we already have terrorist in high positions of government and we also will most likely be fighting for america’s survivle from the inside god bless you Israel

  • Mary


  • irwinpenny18

    Hey John–who is that ugly dog that is standing next to you at the plane? May I respectfully suggest you put that dog down!!!

  • Tuffenough1952

    Hey Doni – As a Texan – conservative – I gotta tell ya — I love your mindset ! One point though — there are a lot of Americans that think less of our ‘ leadership ‘ than you do – unlucky for us we LIVE under them – I so wish we had a leader with some guts and class. LIKE YOURS !!

  • Sharon Kidwell

    The young man is correct and I hate to say this! I am ashamed of our leaders and how they have treated Israel. Michelle Obama said when Obama was elected, “for the first time in my life I am not ashamed of my country; and I say, “for the first time in my life I am ashamed of my country and they way they have treated our brothers and sisters in Israel.

    • Tom Winegar

      “Michelle Obama said when Obama was elected, for the first time in my life I am not ashamed of my country”

      I’m glad I’m not the only one that remembers what she said, she is a disgrace times ten that has taken the “office” of First Lady into the latrine.

  • Carolyn VanZorge


  • aznative

    Dear Israel please help us remove our traitors now. We love Israel. This administration, congress and our courts do not represent anything American. Please join with Egypt and Russia and remove the threat to our nation. This administration is a threat to all nations.

  • Mr. Phillips

    Zionism is a political ideology…Judaism is about love and service. There’s an old saying,”what goes around….comes around”.