LOS ANGELES: Screaming radical feminists led by Liz Warren have declared war on anything men find enjoyable and fun. Miss America is now Miss Congeniality. Toxic masculinity is now defined as any guy refusing to act like a metrosexual beta male. In the real world, biology created two and only two different genders. Most men like viewing pictures of hot women. To continue returning America to normal again, it is time to reveal the Top 30 Hottest Political Women of 2019.
As always, the list has been divided into the top 10 hot liberals, centrists and conservatives of the female persuasion. Age is no barrier. Hot is hot. Some deserving women were left off of the list solely to give others a chance.
Feminists complain about this list, but they complain about everything.
Nothing stops women from creating a list of hot men except laziness and a preference for grouchiness over productive action.
Each woman on the list must in some way be publicly active politically or she loses eligibility. In 2012, Eva Longoria campaigned for President Obama. In 2019 she has stayed quiet, removing herself from contention. Shannen Doherty has a lifetime beauty award. The moment she utters a political comment, she rockets to the top of the list because she is Shannen Doherty.
Many of the women were asked in advance if they would be offended about being considered for this type of list. Even liberal nominees wondered who could possibly be so hyper-sensitive. Outside of upper-middle-class white college girls at Brandeis, no offense was taken.
With that, here are the Top 30 Hottest Political Women of 2019.
LIBERALS’ HOTTEST POLITICAL WOMEN:
10.) Amy Klobuchar —
Like many senators, This pleasant midwesterner wants to be President of the United States. The one thing this Minnesota woman has is something none of her 23 other primary opponents can claim. She actually is a normal human being.
She is sane and Minnesota nice.
9.) Michelle Grisham —
The Governor of New Mexico is pretty and cunning. By letting massive amounts of illegal immigrants into her state, she is creating a new voter base that will vote Democrat and make her Governor for life.
Democrats want to do this on a national level.
They are looking to her as an example of how to remake America and rig elections.
8.) Kyrsten Sinema —
The bisexual senator of Arizona shocked her colleagues by showing up on the Senate floor wearing a miniskirt and sky-high cowgirl boots.
The Marilyn Monroe attitude was that if you’ve got it, flaunt it. Sinema has, and she does.
7.) Kirsten Gillibrand —
The senator from New York has less substance than a junior high school cheerleader. She is vapid, but she looks stunning while being vapid. Gillibrand is running for president by vowing to believe and stand for whatever the polls tell her to believe.
She began her Senate career the old-fashioned way.
She was appointed rather than elected.
6.) Kamala Harris —
This senator from California literally slept her way into power. She was San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown’s girlfriend.
In exchange for sex, he appointed her to six-figure government jobs. Even the normally emotionless and passionless Barack Obama admitted that she was hot.
She once grilled a CIA nominee about climate change, due to a lack of understanding of what the CIA does. Nonetheless, Harris glides through life and her presidential campaign by laughing at her own jokes and tossing her hair.
She wants to have a conversation about everything while saying nothing with a smile.
5.) Lizzie Fletcher —
This congresswoman from Houston, Texas is more than just a pretty face. In 2018 she knocked off a nine-term Republican incumbent.
Democrats are desperate to turn Texas blue, and a key test will be if Fletcher can survive her first reelection.
4.) Tulsi Gabbard —
This Hawaiian beauty is more than just a congresswoman and 2020 presidential candidate. She resigned from the Democrat National Committee when they tried to rig the 2016 primary in favor of Hillary Clinton and away from her preferred candidate Bernie Sanders.
She took a principled stand, a rarity in American politics. Now she is running against Sanders as a saner version of him.
3.) Gretchen Whitmer —
The Governor of Michigan is the epitome of a hot mess. She is incredibly hot, and her tenure has been a mess. While President Trump is trying to Make America Great Again, Whitmer has adopted the Democrat platform of Return to Failure.
She has only been in office for five months, but destroying Detroit takes little time or effort.
2.) Marianne Williamson —
In a sane world, she would be a self-help guru, a fancy term for wealthy dilettantes. The Democrat Party is such a mess that she actually made the presidential debate stage.
Nobody seems to know or care what she stands for.
She actually polled higher than three Democrat contenders with actual political experience.
1.) Naomi Wolf —
Wolf was once considered a scholar who tried to teach Al Gore how to stop being a beta male. She reached a level of infamy when a radio interview blew up in her gorgeous face. The friendly host pointed out that the entire thesis of her book was completely wrong.
She deserves credit for being a feminist who refuses to be anti-sex. Her entire career has benefitted from her selling sex books disguised as scholarly work. A hot woman who is sex-obsessed will get male attention every time.
CENTRISTS’ HOTTEST POLITICAL WOMEN:
10.) Queen Elizabeth —
So what if the Queen is 95 years old? She has outlasted everybody else and built a financial empire by just waving hello at people. Her longevity has thus far spared the world Prince Charles becoming King.
We should all hope to be as vigorous and vital as she is at that age.
9.) Ivanka Trump —
She is more than just the daughter of a president. She has policy goals that do not fit neatly in any ideological box. Her husband is in charge of trying to deliver Middle East Peace.
She offers sober, clear advice to her father and conducts herself with total dignity with the media an the people.
8.) Amy Robach —
This ABC News personality has roles on 20/20 and Good Morning America. She is also one of the toughest women alive. She has beaten cancer twice, including eight rounds of chemotherapy.
Many news personalities love to play tough, but she is not pretending.
7.) Shannon Bream —
This Fox News host is all hard news without a trace of opinion or partisan politics. She exemplifies what a news person most important skill is, reporting without editorializing.
She is smart, ultra-professional, radiant, and impossible to dislike.
6.) Trish Regan —
This Fox Business host is a tough, smart interviewer. A former Miss America contestant, she is far more than a pretty face. She knows more about financial markets than any woman alive, except maybe Maria Bartiromo.
Regan has earned praise for reporting on the financing of Islamic terrorism in Latin America and South America. She is far smarter than any of her lightweight media critics.
5.) Lara Logan —
This longtime CBS News correspondent is as tough and smart as they come. She has covered every major hotspot around the world.
Even after being violently sexually assaulted by Islamists in Egypt, she continued reporting in the Middle East. She has called out her fellow media professionals for letting bias destroy the credibility of the Fourth Estate.
4.) Hope Hicks —
While she no longer works in the Trump White House, administration opponents are desperate to try to connect her to some form of malfeasance. Hicks is now a top communications person for Fox News despite never having publicly expressed any political ideology.
She vigorously shuns the spotlight. Those looking for dirt will not get it through her.
3.) MacKenzie Bezos —
This brunette bombshell is now the world’s third richest woman. She received nearly $35 billion with a B in her divorce settlement with Jeff Bezos. However, MacKenzie Bezos is more than arm candy. She had significant decision-making power at Amazon.
She is currently being inundated with marriage proposals from men vowing to stay faithful and not send pics of their genitalia over social media. Her main activism involves the anti-bullying organization she founded.
2.) Kim Kardashian —
Kanye West’s wife used to just be famous for being famous. She broke the Internet by posing naked and showing the world her most luscious and marketable bare backside. Unlike many celebrities who wade into politics, she did so respectfully and with heart.
Rather than throw a temper tantrum, she seriously approached President Trump and convinced him to pardon 63-year-old Alice Marie Johnson. Her work on criminal justice reform was real and got results. She has been a spark that has lit the sentencing reform movement.
Still, she is most definitely the spark that lights real men with detectable pulses everywhere who like hot, naked women.
1.) Melania Trump —
The First Lady is married to a Republican President, but her personal politics are shrouded in mystery. Ms. Trump is far more stunning than the average model. She speaks five languages fluently. She is also the epitome of grace and class in a political world often found lacking both.
Yet our graceful, beautiful First Lady is frequently attacked by individuals solely motivated by rage and jealousy. At President Trump’s recent reelection rally in Orlando, Melania wore a yellow dress that rivaled the sun itself in beauty, heat, light and power.
CONSERVATIVES’ HOTTEST POLITICAL WOMEN:
10.) Young Kim —
This 2018 California congressional candidate almost became the first Republican Korean woman ever elected to Congress. She was ahead on election day but had the seat taken away from her two weeks later by Democrat “vote harvesters.” Despite the controversial practice of ballot harvesting likely to work against her again, she is seeking a 2020 rematch.
If Republicans help her out with a better ground game, she will finally shatter a barrier that the liberal media would obsess over if she were a Democrat.
9.) Elise Stefanik —
In 2014, at the tender age of 30, this stunning New Yorker was elected to Congress. Now she is spearheading a move to get as many Republican women elected to congress as possible. She is even willing to primary male incumbents to do so.
Unlike Queens firebrand AOC, Stefan is smart, likable, capable and educated on issues.
8.) Lisa Boothe —
This Fox News contributor forcefully argues the conservative viewpoint without the obnoxious screaming or condescension of her liberal sparring partners.
She is well-versed on policy issues and understands political strategy.
7.) Kimberly Guilfoyle —
This former prosecutor turned (former) Fox News host is now known as Donald Trump Jr.’s girlfriend. It would be a mistake to underestimate her. She will play a key role in the 2020 reelection campaign. Critics will always wonder how such a smart woman could marry Gavin Newsom. Nobody is perfect. And to be fair, she did get rid of him.
6.) Victoria Seaman —
America loves a great comeback, whether in sports or politics. Seaman lost her Nevada legislative seat when the Silver State was engulfed in a blue wave.
She is a rock-ribbed conservative who overcame a severe car accident and months of physical therapy to return to the legislature. She recently won a City Council seat, and her future looks bright.
5.) Emily Compagno —
The newest guest host on “The Five” is an unapologetic conservative who can out-argue liberals by sheer force of will.
She is also a former cheerleader for the Oakland Raiders, which automatically makes her smart and beautiful.
4.) Sarah Huckabee Sanders —
She is more than just President Trump’s outgoing press secretary. She is also superwoman who is raising three children. Skills used while babysitting the toddlers in the White House press pool. Very few people can stop the temper tantrums of Jim Acosta and April Ryan, but her top-notch child-rearing skills often proved invaluable when it came to this pair.
SHS is the scourge of liberal zealots ranging from Michelle Goldberg to the Red Hen Restaurant. Her supporters are praying that she follows in her father’s footsteps and becomes Governor of Arkansas.
3.) Candace Owens —
This young conservative black woman is the former Director of Urban Engagement for Turning Point, USA. She has been praised by everyone from Allen West to Kanye West while being scorned by liberal academics like Cornel West.
Ironically, she lives on the East Coast, not the West. She is the best spokesman for the coming Blexit movement, which aims to get blacks to decisively abandon the liberal plantation that has long enslaved blacks while professing to help them.
2.) Danielle Stella —
It takes a strong beacon of light to take down a heart of darkness. It takes a woman of valor and beauty to defeat the forces of ugliness and hate.
Stella is running for Congress in the Minneapolis district currently being infected by unapologetic Jew-hater Ilhan Omar.
A win for Stella would be a heartland body blow against those who hate Americans, Christians and Jews everywhere.
1.) Sara Carter —
This investigative reporter has spent over two years busting the door wide open on FBI and DOJ corruption during the 2016 election. She has frequently produced proof that the Obama administration did everything possible to rig that election in favor of Hillary Clinton, including breaking the law.
Unlike her liberal counterparts, her sources are real and her reporting is accurate. She is a goddess of beauty and brains and is the mother of six children. All this earns Sara Carter the top conservative spot in this year’s list of hottest political women for the second straight year.
Below are links to our previous lists of the hottest political women.