LOS ANGELES, July 30, 2014 — Like Britney Spears, oops, Nancy Pelosi did it again.
House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi represents her San Francisco district very well. Yet even by San Francisco standards, her utterances often cross the line.
The woman who claimed she could have personally arrested Karl Rove has continued her quest to steal the Barney Fife position from Vice President Joe Biden.
Pelosiraptor synapses do not work in typical fashion.
Pelosi has declared Hamas a “humanitarian organization.” Even the leftist Obama State Department, never a friend to Jews or Israel, reluctantly lists Hamas as a terrorist organization.
Reasonable people could conclude that like Israel, Pelosi’s cranial cravity is definitely not occupied territory.
While Pelosi is an ideologically blind hyper-partisan liberal operative, there is another explanation for Pelosi’s utterances and behaviors: She very well could be a complete and total dingbat.
While describing her as the illiterate cousin of a dolt may not be nice, accuracy in reporting requires analyzing the reincarnation of Jean Stapleton’s character Edith Bunker. The “All in the Family” actress drove Carroll O’Connor’s Archie Bunker crazy with her odd commentary that made sense only to her.
This reached its zenith when Archie pointed out that Jews changed their last names to blend into Christian society. He cited Morris Smith, Izzy Watson, and others.
When son-in-law Mike Stivic tried to disprove the theory by mentioning President Abraham Lincoln, Edith replied, “I didn’t know Lincoln was Jewish.”
There was only one thing Archie could say, and he said it many times over the years.
“Stifle yourself, Edith.”
What else can one say when confronted with idiocy?
Telling people to “shut up” may not be polite, but sometimes it is downright necessary.
Wanting people to pipe down is based on subjective criteria, but at some point their have to be universal standards, no matter how low the television sound-bite era has sunk.
Nancy Pelosi was the woman who said of Obamacare that “We have to pass the bill to find out what’s in it.”
This is the woman who flew to Syria and put on a burka to sip tea with murderer Bashar Assad.
This is the woman who became Speaker of the House and lost the Democratic Majority in only four years.
Republicans nationalized the 2010 elections largely around making her the face of the Democratic Party.
What does one say about a woman who bleats that Republicans want to force the Attorney General to cooperate with a legitimate investigation of a dead border agent out of racism?
South Carolina Congressman Trey Gowdy called Ms. Pelosi’s remarks on that issue “mind-numbingly stupid.” While Gowdy is right, maybe Pelosi simply is unable to help herself.
Maybe the water in San Francisco truly does have a higher lead content than the law allows.
Maybe she really is just the Queen of Dingbatistan.
While it is tempting to ignore this woman and dismiss her as a San Francisco radical, she is the highest ranking congressional member of a major political party.
Regarding the Israeli conflict with the Palestinians, the truth is that Pelosi, as usual, has no idea what she is talking about. The truth is that America in 2014 is smarter and better than the nonsensical gibberish Pelosi espouses.
So to the Pelosiraptor, Americans should deliver just one message:
Stifle yourself, Nancy.