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Mueller Report will not delay NCAA March madness

Written By | Mar 23, 2019

DELRAY BEACH: The Mueller Report is done. It is in the hands of Attorney General William Barr. The report is expected to be the most significant document in the history of civilization. That is until the next report written by somebody, somewhere.

Not since the Green New Deal have so many people breathlessly obsessed over so much nonsense.

The gist of the report is simple. President Donald J. Trump is not a Russian spy. Nor did he, or any of his base,  beat up Jussie Smollett. President Trump does not eat babies. He did not send Jews to their deaths in World War II.

Neither Trump nor any senior members of his administration will be indicted. Period.




The liberal media meltdown is inevitable.

Decent human beings would be glad that Trump is not a Russian spy and that Smollett was not beaten up. People who put country last are disappointed at their most recent failed attempt to give Trump a Mussolini-style stringing up.

Robert Mueller will be stepping down in the coming days. Democrats are already in the intermediate stages of a complete psychological breakdown. Mueller was their therapy dog. Democrats are starting to resemble the senile old people in the nursing home eating jello and muttering.

Mueller’s Trump-Russia collusion investigation: A witch hunt after all

Trump deserves the death penalty for cheating at golf in 1964. Even worse, the Russians gave him the tools to cheat.

The real shock is that a single American expresses surprise at the conclusion of the Mueller Report. The president not being a Russian spy should be met with a response of “duh!”

The entire two-year obsession with Russians is based on the liberal premise that it is acceptable to overturn a legally held election just because they, Hillary, lost.

Liberal Crimes while everyone was looking the other way

While Trump was under investigation, liberal Democrats were committing and covering up crimes and other bad behavior anywhere and everywhere. Moreover, most of these people committing real crimes and other bad acts will never be held accountable. Hollywood executives are raping interns. Actresses and other entitled spoiled brats are bribing people to get their inferior children into colleges.

Today’s Democratic Party, Scientology and the weird cult of Xenu

Every elected Democrat in Virginia seems to have problems with either bigotry or violating women.

The Obama administration spent its final months spying on Americans in an attempt to frame an innocent man for crimes. Democrats in Congress are now openly spreading Jew-hatred.

The fact that the special cloud over the Trump administration is now over is good news.

The better news is that while Democrats plunge into denial and darkness, most Americans will shrug. The NCAA March Madness playoffs are underway. More Americans care about a report from analyst Dick Vitale than Mueller.

For football junkies, America’s pompadour Mel Kiper Jr. is preparing the finishing touches on his 2019 NFL Draft Report.



For other Americans, there is the Kardashians, hanging out at the beach, getting ready for barbecue season, and a few million other things more important than Boris and Natasha.

Once Democrats get over their shellshock, they can return to other things nobody cares about including climate change and transgender bathrooms.

Democrats should not be sad. They should be worried.

Anyone who has ever read Machiavelli’s “The Prince” knows that if you shoot the king and miss, he comes back with his entire army. For every subpoena Democrats now try to deliver, Trump will volley ten subpoenas back. As election 2020 gets closer, Democrat presidential candidates are in a vice grip.

They are  between wasting America’s time with an idiotic conspiracy and policies that the people don’t care for. Their choices are to stand for nothing or for terrible things.

Mueller report concludes, next up…the 2020 House Elections

Democrats will remain in denial about why they lost in 2016. They will lament over how to go forward. Hillary Clinton lost because she was awful at everything that mattered. Democrats can accept this or shout for the full immediate release of the Mueller Report.

Until then, the Mueller Report is in. Democrats will continue to scream bloody murder. Normal Americans everywhere will ignore them as we have been doing since the 2016 election ended.

Eric Golub

Brooklyn born, Long Island raised and now living in Los Angeles, Eric Golub is a politically conservative columnist, blogger, author, public speaker, satirist and comedian. Read more from Eric at his TYGRRRR EXPRESS blog. Eric is the author of the book trilogy “Ideological Bigotry, “Ideological Violence,” and “Ideological Idiocy.”