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Michele Obama must keep speaking about her difficult life

Written By | May 13, 2015

HOUSTON, May 12, 2015 — First Lady Michelle Obama gave a fiery commencement speech in Alabama that lit up the overwhelmingly black crowd. She blamed white racism for the problems facing black Americans today and reminded people that even powerful blacks are subjected to unjustified indignities.

It is imperative that Ms. Obama give this message every day for the next 20 months. She must keep speaking. She must speak loudly, proudly and emphatically for one incredibly important reason.

She is completely, absolutely and totally full of crap.

Michelle Obama is an over-privileged spoiled brat who was given a $317,000 a year no-show Chicago job. She has the world at her fingertips but cannot go a week without complaining. While others struggle to feed their families, she has to tolerate the people of the world that she meets when taking her global vacations on the backs of taxpayers crushed by Obama policies.

Michelle Obama makes Marie Antoinette seem kind. She makes Hillary Clinton seem empathetic. She makes Elizabeth Warren seem pleasant. She makes Howard Dean seem restrained. She makes Al Sharpton seem like a unifier. She makes the Rev. Jeremiah Wright seem like a Socratic scholar.  She makes Gwyneth Paltrow seem in touch with reality.

She complains about being an angry black woman, failing to realize that this perception stems from her being an angry black woman. Does this woman married to the most powerful man in the world ever stop complaining?

If anybody dares to play the race or gender card, return the volley with the much more appropriate ideology card.

Michelle Obama is not just an angry black woman. She is an angry black leftist woman. When was the last time anybody ever heard Dr. Condoleeza Rice complain about anything? Never. Forget race and gender. Rice is a typical Republican living her life with quiet dignity. Ms. Obama is a typical leftist complaining about how unfair life is while being in charge of everything and failing to change it.

Michelle Obama runs the world. Her husband takes orders from her, her mother and Valerie Jarrett. Does anybody think that Barack Obama has the fortitude to engage in any behavior that would bother his wife? She will not even let him smoke a cigarette or eat a hamburger. She has absolute power over everything, yet she still cannot stop whining.

She must keep speaking. She and her husband have decimated the Democratic Party. They have lost the House, the Senate, governorships and massive amounts of state legislative seats nationwide. The only thing left for them to do is to drag down the entire Democratic Party at the presidential level.

Michelle Obama, like her husband, lives in a bubble where adoring crowds echo her every sentiment. The harsh reality is one that the Obamas will never understand.

Barack and Michelle Obama are not normal Americans. Neither are Michael Dukakis, Al Gore and John Kerry. Neither is Elizabeth Warren. Neither are the people at Salon Magazine or MSNBC.

Normal Americans want to go to work, work hard, come home and love their families without interference from failed busybodies.

Normal Americans want the right to drink a beer, eat a hamburger, smoke a cigar, watch sports and be left the hell alone.

Normal Americans do not want the government rationing school lunches, putting apple slices in McDonald’s Happy Meals, banning large sodas or preventing us from visiting our own doctors.

Normal Americans do not want to put timber workers on the unemployment line over some spotted owl or destroy every family farm to protect a delta smelt. Normal Americans believe trees are pretty and bunny rabbits are adorable, but that neither should be given more dignity than human beings.

Normal Americans have a belief system that is in direct contradiction with the leftists who wish to fundamentally transform America. If leftism were normal, leftist candidates would not have to hide who they were until after getting elected. If leftism were normal, Bill Clinton would not have had to drag the Democratic Party kicking and screaming into the sane center.

Now the Obamas with help from screaming Liz Warren have let the basket cases run wild. That strategy certainly did not help George McGovern and it will not help Hillary Clinton.

Michelle Obama has made it clear that now that there are no more campaigns to run, she will no longer be muzzled. She is too clueless to realize that the only people who desperately want the Obamas to stop talking are the Clintons and the dwindling number of moderate Democrats still in existence.

Republicans should make sure that Michelle Obama keeps speaking. They should make sure that her remarks are recorded for posterity. Then those remarks should be played on an endless television loop as normal Americans beg for any presidential candidate who can provide jobs, fix the economy and prevent global Armageddon from radical Islamists.

Michelle and Barack Obama represent the worst qualities in human nature. They have failed the country they demanded to lead and are lashing out at others for not declaring their failures to be successes. Unable to run on the misery they have inflicted, they are left to blame ghosts of racism past.

Americans are not fooled. Black Baltimore police officers (three out of six) killing a black criminal in a city that has been controlled by black liberals for decades will not pass the white racism test.

Americans are optimistic, can-do people. They vote for people who project an optimistic outlook, whether it be Ronald Reagan and Bill Clinton believing it or Barack Obama pretending to be optimistic. They dislike dour complainers, especially ones who have everything given to them and servants waiting on them hand and foot.

Democrats are a sinking ship. Michelle Obama is an anchor. Let her keep speaking until the S.S. Hillary becomes the seafaring child of the Titanic and Gilligan’s Island’s S.S. Minnow.

Michelle Obama is nasty, unpleasant, unlikable, uppity and every other quality that she falsely claims to be about her race or gender. She is just her. Now that her mask is off, people can see the frothing rage behind lips that were pursed together for six years out of political necessity.

Let her unclench those muscles until she screams louder than an Occupy Wall Street protester trying to burn down a fast food restaurant that uses non-biodegradable styrofoam cups.

When leftists speak publicly in their real voices, Democrats lose elections badly.

Let Michelle have her moment in the sun. She will be out of all of our lives on January 20, 2017. If she keeps complaining, she and her husband will be replaced by practical Republicans who offer solutions rather than griping about problems. Then the only screams to be heard will be that of Hillary Clinton, who may be fitted for a straitjacket after her emotional breakdown. After all, it is not Hillary’s fault that the Obamas are dragging her down.

It is just what they do, one full of crap speech at a time.


Eric Golub

Brooklyn born, Long Island raised and now living in Los Angeles, Eric Golub is a politically conservative columnist, blogger, author, public speaker, satirist and comedian. Read more from Eric at his TYGRRRR EXPRESS blog. Eric is the author of the book trilogy “Ideological Bigotry, “Ideological Violence,” and “Ideological Idiocy.”