Hillary’s minimum wage road trip

Mrs. Clinton wants to represent a dying land of minimal opportunities.

Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton waves as she approaches her Scooby Doo Van.

WASHINGTON, April 18, 2015 — Hillary Clinton is on the road and riding off to Iowa in a Chevy Explorer conversion van. It’s part of her “listening tour,” in which she hopes to convince the gullible little people that she is “just like them.”

After all, Americans do love their normaloid Messiahs.

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At one stop, Hillary “posed quickly for one selfie, barely slowing her gait and reached out to coo over one baby before the van’s double doors slammed behind her,” wrote POLITICO’s Annie Karni.

Hillary is stopping at fast-food joints to push “for an increase in the minimum wage,” said a Clinton aide.

Charles Wright, the manager at the Chipotle restaurant in Maumee, Ohio, told Bloomberg that Hillary left no tip.

Why leave gratuities when you believe it’s the government’s job to raise all boats… minimally?

Rich, aloof, with barely enough time to pose for selfies, Mrs. Clinton wants to represent a dying land of minimal opportunities.

A study by the National Employment Law Project found that 42 percent of Americans earn less than $15 an hour. And the fast-food service industry is one of the fastest growing employment sectors in the nation.

That is, unless you happen to be a head-shrinker.

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The Bureau of Labor Statistics predicts that “industrial organizational psychologists” will lead the employment field in the U.S., increasing by more than 53 percent in a decade.

And if the Workplace Bullying Institute is to be believed, “72 percent of the American public are aware of workplace bullying,” while “72 percent of employers deny, discount, encourage, rationalize, or defend it.”

Hurray for the new America! A land of little upward mobility, increased workplace bullying encouraged by employers whose sadism rises as high-paying opportunities contract with the economy, and of millionaire demagogues campaigning for president who champion a $15 an hour minimum wage that are too cheap to leave a tip.

The profound neurosis of a nation that would elect the embodiment of societal collapse its next president will be in desperate need of industrial organizational psychologists, provided these shrinks are willing to accept $15 an hour.

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  • Peter Public

    Industrial/Organizational Psychologists are by no definition, “head shrinkers”. That would be Counseling Psychologists, Psychotherapists, or Psychiatrists. I/O Psychologists apply psychological principals to the workplace, they are more about HR, Recruitment, Training, etc. Also the growth rate is fast but look at the actual # of jobs, 1300 by 2022 according to ONET. The next highest growth job at 49%, Personal Care Aides, pays a fraction of IO Psychology but its expected to grow over 650k jobs. Though those jobs pay 10$ an hour so a better suggestion might be a Physical Therapist job, which is expected to grow over 100k jobs worth around 40$ an hour average. Since IO Psychology requires at least a Masters, in the context of this article a Physical Therapist is more apt.

  • Conservative Mark

    Hillary for prison!

  • Simplythefactsmam

    I don’t see an GOP candidates realistically addressing any of the problems pointed out in this article. The sad truth is that Hillary may win simply because the GOP is even worse than she is when it comes to appealing to the public at large.

    • ginjit.dw

      What you write has some truth to it. We have noody that is viable. The GOP had seven years to produce at least one viable candidate, and we got rubio, cruz and bush, who, if they ran against each other, they would each garner 10%, the other 70% no voting.