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From Obama, Kerry and Harf to a Wolf, the top 10 Political bimbos of 2018

Written By | Dec 29, 2018
2018 Top Ten Bimbo Awards, Eric Golub

LOS ANGELES: Was Katy Perry the Barack Obama of pop culture, or was President Obama the Katy Perry of politics? Both frequently come across as shallow and vapid.  Worse, they took pride in being vapid and surrounding themselves with people who celebrated them for being vapid. They are bimbos. Political bimbos to be clear. 

Somewhere along the line, dumbing down America and giving in to the most shallow aspects of popular culture became a pastime not only celebrated but worshiped. Obama was the post-modern, effete selfie-taking leader who had the manliness of his alter-ego Pajama Boy.

Original Pajama Boy Obamacare promo went viral via Twitter and Facebook as parodies proliferated. (Image via Twitter and Facebook)

The Nation of Narcissista

Then came a formidable phalanx of Hollywood celebrities spouting nearly daily idiocies on Facebook and Twitter. America became the nation of Narcissista.

Katy Perry became the queen of nonsense, visiting high school students and telling them to vote for Democrats  To be fair to Ms. Perry, she has kept very politically quiet the last two years and largely stuck to music. Bad behavior is curable, and hopefully, other celebrities will follow her example and cure themselves.




Donald Trump’s presidency has led to an exponential increase in the bimbocracy emanating from his many shallow critics. Nothing turns elitists into sniveling, hysterical hissy-fits like commoners taking their country back.

To catch up with this nationwide trend of nonsense, we bring to America:

The Barack Obama-Katy Perry Awards, dedicated to celebrating the Top 10 Bimbos of 2018.

To avoid the angry feminists who reflexively complain because that’s what they do, here is the usual caveat: Being a bimbo—bimboism— is gender-neutral. Plenty of male bimbos exist. Read on.

As awful as Alyssa Milano and Debra Messing are, they were removed from this list at the last moment. They both deserve lifetime bimbo achievement awards given only to the truly most vapid people in history. They are approaching Obama levels of anti-substance.

However, 2018 was that rare year where so many people were even worse than them. That should truly frighten anyone who cares about improving society. Milano and Messing are les enfants terrible, but those on this list are shockingly even worse. Jew-hating Islamists Tamika Mallory and Linda Sarsour were not on the list. Their horrendous behavior inadvertently destroyed the “Women’s” march, which we should all be thankful for.

With that, here are the Top 10 Bimbos of 2018.
10.) Michelle Wolf

She calls herself a comedian, but her performance at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner was pure leftist estrogen rage. Her routine was so terrible and malicious that the WHCD decided on a historian for their 2019 dinner rather than a comedian.

Wolf would rank higher but her wretched performance may end up permanently killing off the WHCD for good. That would be a public service.

9.) Rick Wilson

This former Republican turned rabid #NeverTrumper goes on CNN and screams at anyone who disagrees with him. CNN has him on to provide diversity. Liberals who hate Trump now need to debate conservatives who hate Trump too.




>2018 Top Ten Bimbos, Eric GolubCNN’s carefully crafted reputation for being utterly boring has been replaced with psychotic breaks disguised as analysis.In his worst tirade, Wilson yelled “I will gut you like a fish” at a Trump supporter.

Passive-aggressive Trump-hating host Don Lemon laughed at the remark before pretending to find it objectionable. Wilson insisted he was not threatening physical violence, but parents would be well to keep children out of the reach of this unhinged lunatic.

8.) Jim Acosta, Kirk Brown and liberal media friends
Jim Acosta, Top 10 Political bimbos of 2018

Jim Acosta heckled in Tampa/St. Pete’s.

The liberal media long ago jumped the shark. 2018 was the year they flew over the entire ocean. Everyone knows about Acosta’s grandstanding boorish behavior. He and April Ryan play the aggrieved minority victim card on a daily basis. Ali Watkins slept with her source.

Top 10 Political bimbos of 2018Claas Relotious went the full Jayson Blair, fabricating stories out of thin air. NBC and other outlets ran a story condemning President Trump for not visiting the troops in Iraq on Christmas. He was on Air Force One on his way to Iraq to do exactly that. For every famous media screwup, there are three or four lesser-known ideological bigots. All looking to become the next Acosta at the expense of human decency.

A so-called reporter with a recorder

Kirk Brown of the Anderson Independent Mall recorded my remarks to a GOP group without my consent. Upon being told that my remarks were comedic and therefore my work product (Comedians who have their jokes published are harmed financially), he showed utter indifference.

After promising not to publish the recording, he released a transcript (as if that is any different or less harmful). He hid behind his editor’s skirt and still believes that the First Amendment allows for character assassination. A rebuttal letter to the editor was denied, so any objection in the form of a rebuttal letter to this column will also be denied.

Lesser known bimbos are even more dangerous than famous bimbos because lesser known bimbos have more skirts to hide under.

7.) Michael Avenatti

This man became famous for being famous. He represents porn star Stormy Daniels in a lawsuit against President Trump

porn star Stormy Daniels

Stormy Daniels and her attorney, Michael Avenatti. Screen capture, MSNBC.

for reasons that nobody actually understands. Avenatti went on MSNBC and CNN multiple times per day until (shock of all shocks) it turned out he was not a very good guy. He represented a woman who accused Judge Brett Kavanaugh of multiple gang rapes.

Julie Swetnick

The woman, Julie Swetnick, is now the subject of a criminal referral for lying to Congress. Avenatti declared that neither Trump or Kavanaugh deserved due process. Mr. Avenatti took a different tone when he was accused of beating up a woman. He has also faced multiple financial judgments against him for everything from unpaid rent to a fraudulent financial scheme involving a coffee chain.

His divorce has been public and messy, and his 15 minutes of fame may be up. CNN and MSNBC love that he is a partisan bare-knuckle activist (trained by Rahm Emanuel), but dislike his inability to stay out of trouble.

6.) Eric Schneiderman and friends

Conservatives have faced accusations of bad behavior toward women. Their biggest accusers have been liberals who also faced accusations. The main difference is that liberal accusers actually did it. They have been proven guilty. The more sanctimonious and smug the liberal male, the worse the abuse.

New York Attorney General, ERic Schneiderman, Top 10 Political bimbos of 2018

By Lonnie Tague, United States Department of Justice [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Senator Al Franken groped a woman while she was sleeping. Charlie Rose and Matt Lauer assaulted multiple women over many years. Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison left his girlfriend black and blue. Harvey Weinstein raped everything in sight in-between fundraisers for the Clintons and Obamas. Kevin Spacey sexually assaulted underage boys and tried to play the gay card to excuse his violent behavior.

Yet the worst of the bunch was New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman. The New York Attorney General is often the next New York Governor, a stepping stone to the White House. Schneiderman spent his days harassing the Trump administration for anything and everything. Schneiderman declared himself a progressive champion of women.

By champion, he meant boxing champion since he spent his spare time physically beating women up. His behavior was so awful that even some liberal Democrats criticized him to protect their own future presidential campaigns.

5.) James Comey and John Brennan

These men keep claiming that they are non-partisan. Sadly, it is their hatred of Donald Trump that led them to politicize and corrupt previously non-partisan federal agencies. Their unwillingness to accept the results of the 2016 election caused them to try and frame President Trump for crimes.

Former FBI Director James Comey, Snookering of America, Top 10 Political bimbos of 2018

Screen Shot Former FBI Director James Comey testifies before Congress.

Trump supposedly colluded with the Vladimir Putin despite never having met him. Russia supposedly meddled in the 2016 election, yet nobody can say what the Russians actually did. Comey and Brennan have already been caught lying to Congress and lying to FISA court judges. The only reason they have not been indicted is that equal justice no longer exists in the United States.

Top 10 Political bimbos of 2018

John Brennan – also winner of the Grumpiest, bald, white guy award

These two men are masters of projection, accusing others of the very behavior they themselves engaged in. Comey even publicly admitted that he leaked documents to a friend so the friend could leak them to the New York Times for the sole purpose of triggering a special counsel. This is illegal. If justice ever becomes non-partisan again, these two men will go to prison. Until then, they have shattered the faith of Americans in once-trusted institutions.

Vengeance against Trump was used to justify burning America’s agencies to the ground.

4.) Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

This leftist Millennial won a seat to Congress in a leftist New York congressional district. She has received fawning media treatment that would make everyone but a young Barack Obama blush. Whenever anyone criticizes her, she accuses the critic of being bigoted or being a letch obsessed with her rear end.

Medicare for All, Ocasio-Cortez, JacquieKubin, Top 10 Political bimbos of 2018

Ocasio – Cortez and Bernie Sanders

Being a bimbo transcends race, gender and ethnicity. Ocasio-Cortez’s problem is that she is an imbecile. Every day brings a new comment so stupid that even Nancy Pelosi wants her to stop talking. Ocasio-Cortez spouts off about economics despite having no idea how an economy works. Even worse, her comments about Israel and the Palestinians have crossed the line into Jew-hatred. She has never had an unexpressed thought, choosing to govern by social media.

If she has lunch, her Instagram followers get to see what she is eating. She claims that she needed a week off due to burnout. Despite having not even started her new job yet. When not complaining and giving Millennials a deserved bad name, she is leading protests on Capitol Hill. She will have a difficult time transitioning from revolutionary to somebody who has to do real work.

The only good news is that Republicans will feature her prominently in GOP campaign commercials. If this wild-eyed Socialist revolutionary does not scare Normal America, nothing will.

3.) Beto O’Rourke

This man should change his name to Bimbo O’Rourke. He is the epitome of the shallow, vapid nothingness that captivates equally vapid Hollywood liberals. First, a college stoner named Barry Sotero changed his name to Barack Obama.

Top 10 Political bimbos of 2018

Beto – Official Portrait

Then lily-white Liz Warren insisted she was an American Indian. Now an Irishman named Robert Francis O’Rourke wants to convince Americans that he is Hispanic.

He raised $80 million dollars for a Texas Senate campaign and lost. His reward for losing is to be vaulted into the top tier of 2020 Democrat presidential contenders. Ask liberals what he stands for, and they have no idea. This is because he stands for nothing. Like Obama, Robert “call me Beto” just is. He has it. Remember, he is a liberal.

Substance is not required.

As long as he attacks trump and mouths meaningless platitudes, he will continue to rake in millions. He is loved by everyone except Democrats angry at his being a white male. They like his lack of qualifications to do anything but would prefer an unqualified plastic woman instead. If only Beto were transgender, he would be perfect.

2.) Senate Democrats

The list of Senate Democrats who are not bimbos is getting shorter. Their behavior during the Kavanaugh hearings and other public displays have highlighted their collective buffoonery.

Top 10 Political bimbos of 2018

Sen. Elizabeth Warren.

Liz Warren insists she is an American Indian. Mazie Hirono screamed that men should shut up.

Kamala Harris asked CIA nominee (and current Secretary of State) Mike Pompeo at Top 10 Political bimbos of 2018his confirmation hearings about his views on climate change. What on Mother Earth does the CIA have to do with climate change? Nothing.

That is one example of Harris being an utter airhead.

She is a black woman, which means liberals will always find her fascinating. Her inability to string together three intelligent sentences is an afterthought. She can always borrow Obama’s teleprompter. Harris will play the race card against anyone who attacks her lack of critical thinking skills. She climbed the political ladder being by Willie Brown’s mistress.

That is the very definition of being a bimbo.

Top 10 Political bimbos of 2018

Claire McCaskill

McCaskill railed against the crazy Democrats whip refusing to admit that she was one. Her final desperate days on the campaign trail lacked any coherent message except, “I’ll believe whatever you want me to believe, please don’t fire me.” She was fired by a Missouri electorate who saw through her empty record.

Kirstin Gillibrand

Gillbrand is so phony that even other Democrats resent her cravenness. She waits until something is popular, and then declares herself for it. Her core beliefs are non-existent. When DNC Chair Tom Perez began dropping f-bombs in speeches to try and sound hip and cool, Gillibrand immediately started dropping f-bombs.

Top 10 Political bimbos of 2018

Sen. Cory Booker excoriates Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen.

Cory Booker

Booker admits to committing a sexual assault as a teenager. His claim is that he was Spartacus in a pre-rehearsed speech based on false information. All of these Senators want to be President, but nobody seems to know anything these people have ever done.

If they have done any real work, the results seem to be hidden in the same vault with Hillary Clinton’s college thesis and Barack Obama’s grades.

The Senate is known for producing insufferable pompous asses.

Asses who think they deserve to be President. John Kerry was a Senator. Picture an entire committee of John Kerrys. These are today’s Senate Democrats, who are 50% preening prima donnas, 50% naked political ambition, and possessing 0% policy achievements.

If any of the above people get any kind of power, they could blow up the world. However, the worst bimbos in society have already taken steps to get all seven billion earthly inhabitants killed. Hollywood celebrities say stupid things, but they do not have access to predator drones or nuclear codes. Their idiocy can only do so much damage. Those with political power and little intelligence are far more dangerous. Yet for helping us all get closer to being blown to Kingdom Come, one group reigns supremely horrendously stupid.

1.) Iran Deal supporters

Some people still defend the Iran Deal.  Barack Obama, John Kerry and Marie Harf continue to insist that the deal is working. The evidence is their say so, and their say so is their evidence. It is long past time to call naive, idiotic, Kumbaya-loving imbeciles exactly that.

Top 10 Political bimbos of 2018People who have never been right about anything should speak about nothing. Yet these foreign policy idiots who loused up the entire world continue sniffing their own rectal belchings and admiring their own scents.

They are right because…well just because, and everyone better accept that. In the real world, the Iran Deal was an act of surrender that would make France proud. Iran is closer to getting a nuclear bomb, and nothing in the Iran deal slows their apocalyptic trajectory.

For continuing to accelerate the destruction of Western civilization by genocidal Islamist lunatics, anyone still supporting the Iran deal is the top bimbo of 2018.

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Eric Golub

Brooklyn born, Long Island raised and now living in Los Angeles, Eric Golub is a politically conservative columnist, blogger, author, public speaker, satirist and comedian. Read more from Eric at his TYGRRRR EXPRESS blog. Eric is the author of the book trilogy “Ideological Bigotry, “Ideological Violence,” and “Ideological Idiocy.”