NEW ORLEANS: On the defensive, Liz Warren produced a DNA test that backed up her claims of being an American Indian. Her problem was that the test showed that she could be as little as 1/1024 Indian. Conservatives gleefully aimed and fired at a woman who holds them in contempt that is mutual.
The jokes were swift, relentless, merciless and on target.
Warren is 1/1024th Indian. She is also 55% repulsive, 30% heinous, 10% hideous and 5% ghastly. Warren is also 46% basket case, 32% screaming hysterical lunatic, 12% hag and 10% walrus. She is only 99.9999999% fraud rather than 100% fraud. Lizzy is expected to immediately embrace her heritage and become a defensive tackle for the Washington Redskins.
However, CDN has uncovered where she got her family lore that included her grandparent’s racism toward her “American Indian” mother (Cher claims she is 1/16th Cherokee on her mother’s side):
Test results were inconclusive about her gender.
However, Warren is still 100% insufferable, detestable and full of crapola. She celebrated the news with her all-American breakfast of eggs & Snausages. She is now 1/1024th more truthful than Christine Blasey Ford, Deborah Ramirez & Julie Swetnick combined. Warren should demand the FBI investigate whether her maternal ancestor really did sexually assault Sitting Bull back in 1855.
To honor Liz Warren’s heritage, President Donald Trump should make a $1 million donation to the Transgender Kennel Club.
She won’t release her entire DNA test for fear of being discovered
as a product of a tryst between a platypus & a Keebler Elf.
Her fraud is transferable to anything and anybody. If somebody can prove they are Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers’s 32nd cousin, maybe he can score them free Super Bowl tickets. What if a Palestinian suicide bomber loses hope and blows himself up early after a DNA test says he is 1/1024 Jewish? That would be so sad given his big life plans.
Cherokee Nation blasted Warren, meaning only one thing: Cherokee Nation is now part of the Russia conspiracy. Give the liberal media a couple of days. They will tie it together. However, this is what she is appropriating (Singer Mark Lindsay claims to be one-eighth Cherokee):
So many people had fun with Fauxcahontas 1/1024 Liz Warren, but let us not miss the larger salient points.
After the jokes, the bottom line is Liz Warren lies
Liz Warren lies about her heritage were to take advantage of affirmative action programs that were set up to benefit people who look nothing like Liz Warren. The issues that black people complain about in America do not and have never applied to her. She has never had to deal with racism, stop and frisk, or anything close to it. Liz is a white girl born of white privilege.
She claims to be a liberal who deeply believes in affirmative action. When she got her spot through her lies, somebody else did not. Hiring in academia is a zero-sum game.
Bottom line is that Warren’s lies cost a qualified minority a job, making her a hypocrite.
She went into academia because she was talentless. In the real world, a degree in lesbian vegan Chicano studies or 18th-century Russian footwear does not make you employable. College professors frequently confuse smugness with importance. They matter far less to society than plumbers, electricians, welders, and people who actually do things. What does it say about Liz Warren that she had to lie and cheat to enter a field where so little talent is required to start with? How unqualified in life do you have to be to need to cheat to become a professor of racial grievance studies?
Liz Warren desperately wants to be president.
What has she ever accomplished in life? Why should a person without any real work on her resume, be given the toughest job in the world? If she could not even become something as useless as a professor based on merit, how can she possibly consider herself presidential timber? The answer is narcissism with a large dose of brat.
Liberal Democrats’ obsession with identity politics, diversity and multiculturalism has come at the expense of quality and qualifications.
Donald Trump built buildings. George W. Bush governed Texas. Even Bill Clinton governed Arkansas.
Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and Liz Warren never succeeded at any job they ever had.
They never learned growing up how to do anything or be good at anything. They climbed the ladder by either going into academia or in the case of Hillary, marrying somebody talented and riding his coattails.
The issue is not that Liz Warren is whiter than the love child of Rachel Dolezal and a polar bear. It’s that she lives a meaningless selfish life taking advantage of others while giving nothing back.
Donald Trump has hired thousands of people, created thousands of jobs, and created numerous edifices.
Liz Warren has never produced anything. She thinks she can scream and bully her way into a job she is totally unqualified for. Like most rich white liberal academics, she wants to force us all to live under rules that rich white liberal academics exempt themselves from. This almost worked for Hillary Clinton.
It must not work for Liz Warren.
Lead Image: From Warren campaign commercial – partial screen shot
(The writer claims no American Indian Heritage)