WASHINGTON — Hillary Clinton clearly senses a Trump tsunami will sweep the deranged left’s great white hope, Joe Biden, out to sea this November. And the thought of President Trump demolishing the aspirations of yet another Democrat hack just drives her batty. As we can see, the greater her mental anxiety, the shriller her voice becomes. As in the latest chapter of the ongoing Russian shrillary by Hillary. What a sound and sight to behold.
That high-pitch buzzing sound
During the 2016 campaign, the Berkeley News told its readers Hillary’s nails-across-a-chalkboard voice was the fault of sexist recording technology going back to the days of megaphones and phonographs.
UC Berkeley Professor Tom McEnaney told the News,
“Women’s voices were harder to pick up on those instruments… the technology was not developed for the range of their voices.”
He added that Clinton’s speaking voice only sounds shrill because it’s not “the stentorian male voice of a whole tradition of… male broadcast voices [and] is shown to have political consequences in political debates today.”
But a lot has changed since the days of Harry Houdini and Charlie Chaplin. Today, sound and image recording are far more sophisticated. The inescapable conclusion, then, is that Clinton sounds shrill because she’s, well, shrill. As in the most recent Russian shrillary by Hillary.
A building terror
Such shrillary occurs when a person is frightened or overly excited. It causes an involuntary contraction of the larynx that produces the all-to-familiar sound of panic. And that sound was mercilessly unleashed upon the American public in a viral message Hillary released via Twitter.
Hillary’s Russia-collusion delusion
In it, Mrs. Clinton, with husband Bill sitting mournfully behind her, raves frantically that the 2020 Trump campaign “will stop at nothing” to win re-election.
“Yes,” she insists, her eyes popping from their sockets, “the Russians helped them the last time,” her hands waving wildly, and “the Russians are helping them now.”
From the Lolita Express and hummers in the Oval Office to forced quarantining with Satan’s bride. Karma is a bitch… pic.twitter.com/ZDghlP7KTl
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) September 5, 2020
It’s clear Hillary hasn’t read former Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s report stating that his Russia investigation “did not establish that members of the Trump Campaign conspired or coordinated with the Russian government in its election interference activities.”
And Russia’s election interference “activities” amounted to nothing more than high school high jinks. But the Russian shrillary by Hillary shreiks on. And on. And on…
On her majesty’s secret service
As Fox News and other conservative outlets reported, the FBI took the lead in advancing Clinton’s bought-and-paid-for dossier by British spy Christopher Steele. A campaign opposition research document that failed to gain traction in the 2016 presidential campaign.
But the FBI, which, like Hillary, also had Christopher Steel on its payroll, used the dossier’s Russian disinformation as a springboard. Their goal: to advance their coup plot against the new Trump administration.
But like Hillary’s presidential campaign, the byzantine coup attempt against Trump failed spectacularly.
The walls are closing in
US Attorney John Durham is inching closer to releasing the findings of his investigation into the origins of the FBI’s Russia-collusion plot. And as FBI officials responsible for Hillary’s suspicious exoneration in her illegal handling of secret State Department emails are indicted for their roles in the attempted coup, expect the pitch of her shrillness to increase to new, ear-splitting highs.
Some of these FBI hacks might even flip on her.
His cold, dead eyes
And if her recent meltdown is any indication, Hillary Clinton’s sonic shrillary is certain to set sleeping dogs howling and shatter windows for miles around.
And as a cosmic hat-tip to the majesty and moral order of God’s universe, Bill Clinton finds himself chained by the neck to the Chappaqua Shrill. He must continue to endure its teeth-rattling shrieks until – like his cold, dead eyes in the video above – he exits the troubled sea of his existence for an eternal realm on that far off, restful shore. Or the everlasting flames of perdition.
Either way, Bill will be free, free at last. Unless Satan has other plans.
Top Image: Screen capture of Hillary Clinton Tweet w. video clip.