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Airheads, Bimbos, Crazies: ABCs of the 2020 Democrat Presidential Candidates

Written By | Jun 26, 2019
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Cartoon by Branco. Reproduced with permission and by arrangement with Comically Incorrect. (See link in article.)*

LOS ANGELES:  We count five big Democrat winners from the first set of 2020 presidential debates: Ohio Congressman Tim Ryan; Montana Governor Steve Bullock; Miramar, Florida Mayor Wayne Messam; Pennsylvania Congressman Joe Sestak; and Alaska Senator Mike Gravel. They all finished in a five-way tie at the top. By failing to make the major debate stage, they will avoid further tarring their reputations.

The 20 Democratic airheads, bimbos and crazies  who qualified for the upcoming Big Debate stage are all competing with 400 pound people to be The Biggest Loser. To paraphrase Sir Winston Churchill, never in history have so many people offered so little to so many more. Democrats have definitively jumped the shark in 2019. Every day brings a new proposal less sane or necessary than anything offered the previous day.

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Today’s Democrats have turned into children, a collection of temper tantrum throwing toddlers who demonstrably have yet to graduate from their ABCs.

Taken as a whole, the current roster of Democrat presidential contenders contains an assorted bunch of airheads, bimbos and crazies. To avoid wasting time on candidates that will soon drop out of the race, let us separate the main contenders by category.

The Airheads:




1) Kamala Harris —

Hottest Political Women, Liberal, DNC, Presidential Candidates, Booker, Harris, Warren, Biden, Buttigieg, Gillibrand, O'Rourke, Democrat, DebateIt is tempting to put Kamala in the bimbo category. She used her sexual relationship with the much older and married California political kingpin Willie Brown to advance her career. In itself, that is normally the very definition of a bimbo. However, in politics the correct terminology becomes more complex, particularly for a Democrat. A bimbo is somebody who stands for nothing.

Kamala Harris pretends to have zero core beliefs, but she actually is a hard leftist ideologue. Like candidate Barack Obama, she carefully conceals her un-American beliefs to avoid dropping in the polls. But ultimately, she is one of this campaign’s biggest airheads.

Ultimately, defining her as a true airhead results from her utter lack of understanding of anything that matters. When current Secretary of State Mike Pompeo was being vetted for the CIA job, Harris asked him for his views on climate change. For those wondering what climate change has to do with the CIA, the correct answer is absolutely nothing. Liberals praise Harris for asking “tough questions.” But her questions are frequently irrelevant.

Combine that with the character of a  woman who claims to have enjoyed getting stoned to Snoop Dogg songs before his music existed, and we have the very definition of an airhead. Because she is a partially black woman, the same people who socially promoted Obama as supremely intelligent will easily do the same for her.

2) Joe Biden —
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Satirical image of Joe Biden by the columnist.

As of today, Biden is the national Democratic frontrunner, which means nothing. Every four years, the support for national frontrunners seems to collapse. In Biden’s case, the only reason he leads the polls is because people have heard of him.

His main problem: He is a doofus. He is Barney Fife, except that President Obama would not trust him with even one bullet.

Biden has been in government for 50 years, and nobody seems to know anything he has actually accomplished. Every other day he needs to apologize for something he did, said, thought or believed. Contrary to all appearances, he is not a sexual predator. But he has no common sense around women.

He cares about policy, but he keeps getting big issues wrong. For example, he wanted to divide Iraq into three separate nations, which would have accelerated sectarian violence. Like Hillary Clinton, Biden does not have a single overarching theme for his campaign. He has no vision or any notable accomplishments to crow about. The number of voters who supported Obama because of Biden is close to absolute zero. Making matters worse, he continues to plagiarize speeches three decades after that behavior abruptly ended his first presidential campaign.

The Bimbos:

1) Beto O’Rourke —

DNC, Presidential Candidates, Booker, Harris, Warren, Biden, Buttigieg, Gillibrand, O'Rourke, Democrat, DebateRobert Francis should change his name to Bimbo O’Rourke. He is the very personification of a vapid, empty shell. He lacks anything remotely resembling core beliefs. Beto is just so Beto in a Beto way. He skateboards and devours magic mushrooms. He spends days on end trying to “find himself” between vigorous bouts of navel gazing, then livestreams his haircuts and dental appointments.

Beto is pure beta.




That’s because there is nothing alpha about him. As for what he stands for, you can figure that out quite easily. He stands for being Beto. He finds his life as a bored, rich, white liberal who earned his money by marrying it is, well, boring. But somehow, Beto survives. Because, Democrat.

2) Kirsten Gillibrand —

DNC, Presidential Candidates, Booker, Harris, Warren, Biden, Buttigieg, Gillibrand, O'Rourke, Democrat, DebateKirsten also lacks any core principles. She favors whatever is trending at any given moment. She changes positions based solely on polls. And she supports the Clintons when she needs them and abandons them when focus groups tell her to.

When DNC Chair Tom Perez began dropping f-bombs in speeches, Gillibrand got the message and did the same. Like the scoreless Hillary Clinton, Gillibrand wants the job because she wants the job.

3) Pete Buttigieg —

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He is gay. As for the rationale for his campaign, he is gay.

Take away his being gay, and he is as hollow as your average Beto. When a white cop engaged in self-defense against a knife-wielding black man, Buttigieg offered mealy-mouth politically correct drivel in response that angered both the black community and the police officers.


The Crazies:

1) Liz Warren —
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Sen. Elizabeth Warren gets folksy and drinks a beer. Screen capture from Instagram.

Objectively speaking, this woman is a crackpot. She is truly one of the Democrat crazies. Her latest proposal is to give reparations to gays. Warren is no bimbo. She cares deeply about policy. But her problems are twofold. Her policy ideas are insane, and her personality is dreadful. Liz screams in every speech.

She reminds men of the woman who yells at them to take out the trash with two minutes left in the fourth quarter of the Super Bowl. And she wants to give free everything to everybody by raising taxes on wealthy people.

Her numbers will never add up, but she just keeps on yelling. She also spent her life convinced that she was an American Indian. It is tempting to claim that she was lying, but she may have been crazy enough to believe it.

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2) Bernie Sanders —
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Sen. Bernie Sanders.

He has written rape fantasy poetry and honeymooned in Communist nations. He and his wife are currently under an FBI investigation for financial malfeasance. They bankrupted a small college, and stand accused of inflating their net worth and falsifying loan documents.

Yet Bernie’s real problem is that he is just plain nuts.

He also wants to spend trillions of dollars that do not exist on Marxist policies that cannot be implemented. His only saving grace is that he comes across as less nasty than Liz Warren. He is determined to focus on pushing his socialist policies and not on spending his time railing about Russian conspiracies.

3.) Cory Booker —
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Sen. Cory Booker excoriates Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen.

He was hoping to glide into the White House by just being black and saying nothing. Then Harris entered the race, and Booker had to reinvent himself as a screaming firebrand. His problem is that it is impossible to out-yell Liz Warren. It is impossible to out-crazy her.

He has been reduced to accusing Joe Biden of racism, which nobody believes.

Booker’s worst problem is that he does not even believe the crazy stuff he says. He knows he is not Spartacus. Such is the life of a black man outflanked racially by a partially black Jamaican woman. Booker could run on his record as Mayor of Newark, but the Democrat leftists in control of his party would not care.

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Rounding out the Democrat Debate roster of airheads, bimbos and crazies

The lower tier candidates deserve short shrift since they are no better than the ones discussed here. The Mayor of New York City is an avowed Communist who cannot get the streets clean after a snowstorm. Colorado and Washington have been turned into pothead sanctuaries with all the crime, drugs and filth that comes with stoners.

Local voters should force the three candidates from those two states to spend their remaining days living in the hellholes they created as private citizens. An obnoxious feminized Northern California Congressman is also running. Nothing speaks to the heart of America like a congressman within driving distance of San Francisco.

This angry metrosexual wants to seize guns, which alpha males will not allow.

The only one of the 25 candidates who even resembles a normal human being is Amy Klobuchar, the Senator from Minnesota. But give her time. She will have to scream like crazy to get attention in the crowded field. Which she already does when lecturing her own Senate office staffers.

So these are the Democrat airheads, bimbos and crazies who want to replace President Donald Trump. They have a very short window to invent an impressive accomplishment that enough voters will believe is real. Good luck to them.

— Headline image: Cartoon by Branco. Reproduced with permission and by arrangement with Comically Incorrect.

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Eric Golub

Brooklyn born, Long Island raised and now living in Los Angeles, Eric Golub is a politically conservative columnist, blogger, author, public speaker, satirist and comedian. Read more from Eric at his TYGRRRR EXPRESS blog. Eric is the author of the book trilogy “Ideological Bigotry, “Ideological Violence,” and “Ideological Idiocy.”