WASHINGTON. First, the innovative National Socialist Car Company (NSCC) introduced its AOCmobile, a wind/solar powered car, which garnered rave reviews from the green energy crowd. Now, NSCC has produced a new water powered vehicle, the Watermobile. Designed by the Rube Goldberg-Was-the-Future division of the AOC led NSCC, it is sure to excite environmentalists around the world. Since it uses one of Earth’s most basic elements, water, for its power, it is set to become a classic.
A key feature of the Watermobile is the PIMP, which stands for Perpetual Induction Motor Pump. The PIMP insures that there will be a constant flow of energy to power the vehicle forever.
“It’s all quite simple,” said Alexadria Ocasio-Cortez, the CEO of NSCC, “the PIMP pumps water to the water wheel which delivers power to the wheels, propelling the car.”
“At the same time,” AOC added, ” the water wheel delivers power to the PIMP, which keeps the process on-going and continuous.”
“The Watermobile is a win-win for the environment and the economy!” she gushed.
We report. You decide.
— Headline image: Satirical composite image of AOC and her fantasies.