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America the beautiful spared becoming a Liz Warren uglocracy

Written By | Mar 5, 2020

DELRAY BEACH, FL: America the beautiful has been spared becoming an angry ‘uglocracy.’ An angry woman who screamed at Americans rather than listen to them has finally decided to shut up and leave us all alone. After realizing she was too insufferable even for Massachusetts voters, Senator Liz Warren has ended her presidential campaign.

Her “nasty woman” tour in the final week of the 2016 presidential campaign helped sabotage Hillary Clinton and elected Donald Trump. No woman has done more to harm the cause of women in politics or help white men get elected.

Her supporters can and will hysterically shriek that Liz Warren was a victim of sexism.

Their perpetual victimhood notwithstanding, the real truth is too painful for them to accept. Hillary Clinton lost because she looked, acted and sounded like Hillary Clinton. Liz Warren lost because she was even worse than that. She looked, acted and sounded like Liz Warren.

The real Liz Warren is not a champion for anybody not named Liz Warren

She is a sanctimonious hypocrite who attacks anyone and everyone around her for engaging in the same behavior she does. She attacked South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg for holding fundraisers in wine caves while she herself held similar fundraisers. She even attacked dowdy dullard Minnesota Senator Amy Klobuchar, a harmlessly non-descript person who was just there.

Elizabeth Warren’s liberal lying about gender identity and diversity

She thundered about the system being rigged while taking advantage of that very rigged system herself. She is 100% caucasian, yet pretended to be an American Indian to take advantage of affirmative action benefits. This earned her the nicknames Liawatha and Fauxcahontas.

She attacked her Democrat rivals for taking money from Super PACS before saying she would herself accept Super PAC money. She kept insisting that only women were labeled angry, oblivious to the existence of former Vermont Governor Howard Dean.  (As Howard Dean’s ‘scream’ turns 15, its impact on American politics lives on – The former Vermont governor’s reaction to 2004 Iowa loss became one of the first viral events in politics. – 2019)

She even played the victim in getting MSNBC host Chris Matthews fired.

The “Hardball” host had a lifetime of bad behavior, but it was his aggressive questioning of Warren that did him in. When he kept saying her plans would raise taxes, she responded that costs would go down. When he questioned her about Mike Bloomberg’s comments to a pregnant worker, she doubled down on her lie about being pregnant and fired.

The entire world saw through her attempts to bully people into blindly accepting her point of view. Voters quickly concluded that while Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders is an honest crackpot, Warren is a dishonest crackpot.

Warren was very good at debating because being combative is all she knows how to do.

She successfully destroyed the campaign of former New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg. Her unrelenting attacks showed him to be a terrible candidate, but it also reflected badly on her. Ironically, the woman who grilled him could not stand up to criticism herself. She was thin-skinned and unable to accept legitimate questions about the costs of her various plans.

The message Hillary Clinton never received will probably be ignored by Liz Warren as well. Liz, it’s not your gender. It’s you.

Likability or lack of it is gender-neutral. Again, go back to the 2004 campaign and see why Howard Dean lost. His famous scream after the Iowa Caucus was the icing on the cake. He had already collapsed before that night due to a series of angry confrontations with voters. When Dean said, “I hate Republicans and everything they stand for,” he was accurately showing the world who he was, is, and always will be.

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Leadership requires getting things done. That requires working with people and building relationships. Nothing in Liz Warren’s behavior shows she has the slightest inclination or ability to do that.

Hillary Clinton copied Dean’s blueprint. Her slogan “Stronger Together” was meaningless. Her goal was to take the half of America who disagreed with her and rip their throats out.

Saving America from a Warren uglocracy

A Liz Warren presidency would have turned America the beautiful into an angry uglocracy that pitted people against each other by race and gender. While Iran builds a bomb, Warren vows to only hire people who use the correct gender pronouns. Transgender people would have veto power over cabinet secretaries. Men, in particular, would face her wrath.

Even milquetoast men like Buttigieg were not spared her wrath.

Warren reminded people of the woman who screams at her husband to take out the trash with two minutes left in the fourth quarter of the Super Bowl. When he asks if it can wait until after the game is over, she screams at him that it must be done right now.

America is ready for a woman president. We are not ready for a screeching, perpetually enraged basket case of a woman.

Let her supporters scream sexism. That is all they know how to do. She came in third place in her own state of Massachusetts on Super Tuesday. 80% of voters preferred someone other than her. Massachusetts liberals opted for white men.

They preferred a borderline senile man in former Vice President Joe Biden and an avowed Socialist Marxist in Bernie Sanders to Warren.

It was long past time for this Snagglepuss sourpuss to exit, stage far left. Her campaign was a vicious attempt to emasculate men. Normal men responded to this angry, repulsive, frumpy (arf arf arf) rottweiler to stop barking.

Glenn Close in “Fatal Attraction” vowed, “I’m not going to be ignored.” Well, Liz Warren will be ignored, and not a moment too soon.

Spared from Liz Warren hyperbole

We will be spared Warren’s constant lies about her heritage. We will no longer have to tolerate phony plans that cost trillions of dollars where the math does not add up. Most importantly, we will be free from her constantly screaming lectures. There is only one place for a person who is wrong about everything to scream at people, and that is a liberal arts college university. She will make millions of dollars as a school Chancellor or head of their ethnocentric heterosexist gluten-free vegan studies department.

Maybe MSNBC will give her an anchor job, although nothing about her says ready for television.

At least she will never be President of the United States. America is too beautiful for Howard Dean, Hillary Clinton, Liz Warren or the rest of the screaming uglocrats. Even non-alpha males would prefer to live in the United States of America than the Divided States of Estrogen-Rageistan.

The spit has finally hit the fat-ass narcissist (fan). Go angry, go screaming, go bitter, but for the love of those wanting civility, peace, and quiet, just go.

It was only fitting that her exit press conference began with a dog endlessly barking.

Liz Warren was too awful for Massachusetts. The other 49 states never would have even considered her. America the beautiful, God shed his grace on thee.

He shed zero grace on Liz Warren, and voters thankfully told her that her contempt for them was mutual.

Eric Golub

Brooklyn born, Long Island raised and now living in Los Angeles, Eric Golub is a politically conservative columnist, blogger, author, public speaker, satirist and comedian. Read more from Eric at his TYGRRRR EXPRESS blog. Eric is the author of the book trilogy “Ideological Bigotry, “Ideological Violence,” and “Ideological Idiocy.”