COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo., August 13, 2016 – Vanity Fair magazine, one of the Big Apple’s house organs of fashion, art, architecture, show biz, royalty, and lifestyles of the rich and famous, is at it again.
This time, they are trashing Donald Trump, a man who has singlehandedly engineered the alteration of New York City’s skyline with stunning skyscrapers that evoke the best America has to offer: Hope, success, and opportunity.
September’s issue of Vanity Fair predates by a couple of months the national presidential election but is inserting itself into the cycle by continuing its drumbeat in favor of their favored princess, Dame Hillary Clinton: Media Darling.
Unlike others in the liberal media, Vanity Fair makes no pretense about being fair or balanced. In their current issue, they use humor as a sledge hammer approach to wound Hillary’s challenger by attempting to help dispatch him through mean-girl satire.
To accomplish this, they have published a page devoted to introducing a fictitious new Vanity Fair publication, called “D: The Donald Magazine.”
Very cute. Even catchy. Certainly it’s timely.
In their promotion, they display a cover of the alleged new magazine’s first issue, and they ask readers to live their lives better than anyone else, no doubt referring to Trump’s lavish lifestyle.
The page taunts Trump supporters by flourishing headlines like the following:
“Love yourself! Anyone who disagrees is a lying, bitter moron! Weak!”
“Women! No One Respects Them More Than We Do – and We’ve Got the Photo Spread of Eastern European Models to Prove It!”
“Minorities! How to Refer to Any Group with ‘the’ Preceding Their Ethnicity Like It’s Still 1953.”
“Losers and Lightweights: OUR EXCLUSIVE UPDATED ENEMIES LIST.”
In the spirit of American free enterprise and healthy competition, where imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, we’re offering our readers another new magazine, presented for your consideration.
With a nod to Vanity Fair, we’re dubbing our new magazine, “H. THE HILLARY MAGAZINE.”
We hope you enjoy “H” at least as much as you are enjoying the latest release of Hillary’s State Department ‘Pay to Play’ emails. Our magazine’s inaugural cover is presented here in the spirit of Vanity Fair’s own obviously warm-hearted camaraderie.
H THE HILLARY MAGAZINE
No One Respects Them More Than We Do – and We’ve Got the Photo Spread of Bill’s sexual conquests in and out of office to prove it!
How to change up your accent whenever seeking the African-American vote. It’s still 1953.
LOSERS AND LIGHTWEIGHTS:
Our exclusive up-dated IRS list of conservatives & EPA list of climate change deniers.
Anyone who disagrees is a right-wing, racist,
xenophobic, homophobic ding-dong.
12 Easy Recipes: ISIS-approved meals direct to you from world-renowned Benghazi Restaurant.
Hillary’s Favorite Things
Chelsea’s $10 million Manhattan apartment, her own 10-foot wall around her Chappaqua home, and her husband’s Clinton Crime Family Foundation.