The Tale of Caitlyn Jenner
A man becomes a woman – doesn’t happen every day.
And when the PR clicks, that transformation sure does pay!
I’m glad for Jenner, now that he’s a she. (Is that polite?)
She’s lucky she won’t need high heels to amplify her height!
(Below: YouTube video of Vanity Fair photo shoot. Headline: “The transgender Olympic champion, formerly known as Bruce Jenner, reveals her true self in a photo shoot by Annie Leibovitz and interview with Buzz Bissinger.”)