‘The Tale of Caitlyn Jenner’ doesn’t happen every day: A poem

Still Life with Surgery: CDN’s Poet Lariat lassos a shapely portrait of reality, fresh from this week’s lurid tabloid news. (With video.)

Bruce Jenner after surgery.
"Still Life with Surgery." The former Bruce Jenner on this month's Vanity Fair cover. (Via Vanity Fair YouTube video)

The Tale of Caitlyn Jenner

A man becomes a woman – doesn’t happen every day.
And when the PR clicks, that transformation sure does pay!
I’m glad for Jenner, now that he’s a she. (Is that polite?)
She’s lucky she won’t need high heels to amplify her height!


(Below: YouTube video of Vanity Fair photo shoot. Headline: “The transgender Olympic champion, formerly known as Bruce Jenner, reveals her true self in a photo shoot by Annie Leibovitz and interview with Buzz Bissinger.”)

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