WASHINGTON, November 3, 2014 – We caught the press opening performance of the Folger Shakespeare Theatre’s new production of “Julius Caesar” last night, the first time we’ve seen this play in years. But nearly everyone who’s avoided a public high school knows that play’s famous warning: “Beware the Ides of March.”
Caesar ignored that warning with immediately disastrous consequences. As for us, we’re not anywhere near the Ides of March yet (that’s the 15th for you Chicago public school grads). But we’re on the cusp of November 4’s midterm elections, and we suspect the suspense is weighing on today’s mixed market.
Indeed, it’s likely that the dead, including illegal immigrants named Caesar, will arise briefly tomorrow in order to put the Dems on top in tight races. So stay tuned and we’ll see how markets react to the likely chicanery.
On top of this, we note that Alibaba [BABA] reports its first-ever public earnings on Tuesday, and that’s likely causing tech investors to hedge their bets as well. Once again, we’re in Yahoo! (YHOO) as an Alibaba proxy and, after a dismal sinking spell, we’re nicely up in that stock as of now. But what happens Tuesday if Alibaba reports crappy earnings?
It’s hard to tell. Really bad numbers will surely kill YHOO at least for a bit, not to mention shares of BABA. But perhaps, even really good numbers will cause a bout of “sell on the good news” selling. Just because.
Problem is, the algos and HFTs are already setting traps to fleece the cautious but unwary who’ve placed stops on either or both stocks to protect their positions. Ditto those who’ve used options to hedge their holdings.
The usual suspects will be hunting down those stops and perhaps even a batch of those options hoping, once again, to use their supercomputers to screw the average investor and profit handsomely for themselves.
Finally, oil prices have broken decisively below $80 bbl., although it remains to be seen how long they’ll stay here. Oil majors are suffering today as a result.
The only consumer certainty in this department is that your local gas station won’t be passing on anywhere near the price savings you should be seeing by now.
We estimate price per gallon should be circa $2.25 this week in reality. Bet none of you are even close. We’re at $3.09 in suburban DC, although we caught a break in Winchester, Virginia last week where we filled up for $2.89 per gallon. That’s a little more like it. But the price at the pump always goes down grudgingly vs. the 2-3 times per day they jack those prices up when the per barrel cost jumps a few pennies.
As a result of the elections, the Alibaba news, and the various government economic reports that will be surfacing later this week, it’s just a weird trading day today, and it’s likely to be another one tomorrow. So we’re holding fire once again and avoiding any trading tips.
That said, you could selectively short the Democrats in Vegas. Unless, of course, they’ve already lined up enough tombstones and illegal immigrants to swing close races in places like Colorado and Illinois. In which case, shorting them would be a bad bet indeed.
*Cartoon by Branco. Reprinted courtesy of an arrangement with LegalInsurrection.com.Click here for reuse options!
Copyright 2014 Communities Digital News
• The views expressed in this article are those of the author and do not necessarily represent the views of the editors or management of Communities Digital News.
This article is the copyrighted property of the writer and Communities Digital News, LLC. Written permission must be obtained before reprint in online or print media. REPRINTING CONTENT WITHOUT PERMISSION AND/OR PAYMENT IS THEFT AND PUNISHABLE BY LAW.
Correspondingly, Communities Digital News, LLC uses its best efforts to operate in accordance with the Fair Use Doctrine under US Copyright Law and always tries to provide proper attribution. If you have reason to believe that any written material or image has been innocently infringed, please bring it to the immediate attention of CDN via the e-mail address or phone number listed on the Contact page so that it can be resolved expeditiously.