PHOENIX, May 9, 2016 – The Office of Justice Programs, a division within the Justice Department, recently announced that it would no longer use terms such as “felons” or “convicts” to describe, well, felons and convicts. Henceforth, convicts and felons will instead be referred to in less disparaging, much more euphemistical terms such as “person who ...
You’ve got to go now? Oh, time for racquetball. Okay. It’s been great talking to you. We’ll talk again after the political conventions.
PHOENIX, April 24 2016 – The Treasury Department announced that Harriet Tubman will replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill. For those of you who don’t know, Tubman was a former slave, abolitionist and Union spy during the Civil War. And for those of you who don’t know (like anyone educated during the last 30 years), ...
Isn’t limiting entrance to the parks just to dogs discriminatory, not only to cats but also to ferrets, ocelots, reptiles and the trans-species?
If you don't like the report— officially "A Scientific Assessment"—keep it to yourself; dissent can get you a RICO investigation or the IRS.
A country where the law is often overlooked for the "law" spoofed in a one act play caught on VHS.
Chuck Schumer doubled down on Biden: The Senate should not confirm any Bush nominee at the end of his presidency, except under “extraordinary circumstances.” And Obama is extraordinary.
Members of the GOP establishment fear Trump, despise Cruz, will accept Rubio and can't remember who this Kasich person is. And Hillary is paying herself to run.
Pope Francis said it's un-Christian to build border walls, forgetting that the Vatican has a big wall of its own that's kept the place as nice as Mar-a-Lago.
What Albright made clear is that if you don’t vote for Hillary Clinton you’re going to a special place in hell reserved just for you. I thought liberals did not believe in Christianity?
When asked or challenged about anything, Clinton predictably gives the wrong answer.
It's interesting that the RNC ticket includes two sons of immigrants and a business-man while the DNC ticket is two over 70 white, political insiders. On to New Hampshire.
Protesters apparently are upset that those who disagree with them were using their First Amendment rights to, well, disagree with them.
You can be whatever you want to be; you only have to believe and be surrounded by fellow believers, and you can be a unicorn.
Sanders—socialist, senator, deodorant hater, and one-time writer of rape fantasies—wants to be president. Don't laugh until you read his tax plan.
That seems to be a bit of a conflict of interest. That’s sort of like Tom Brady interviewing the New England Patriots equipment guy about deflating footballs.
Thomas Jefferson would have to do quite a sales job to get the Declaration of Independence passed today.
Melissa Harris-Perry once said on her show, “We actually do better as a country when we spread the wealth around.” Harris-Perry seems pretty good at spreading, um, other stuff around, but not so much her wealth
If the Internal Revenue Service or the Veterans Administration were college fraternities, they would be on double secret probation.
President Obama, Raul Castor and Ayatollah Khamenei on the way to being Facebook friends