‘Chris Christie Wants to Be Our President’: Poetic Politics

‘Chris Christie Wants to Be Our President’: Poetic Politics

New Jersey’s reigning governor to become our new Messiah? Chris Christie throws his hat into the Presidential ring, requiring CDN’s in-house poet to pen a pithy comment.

Chris Christie.
NJ Gov. Chris Christie addresses CPAC 2014. Will he find support in 2016? We'll soon find out. (Photo by Gage Skidmore, CC 3.0, via Wikipedia)

Chris Christie Wants to Be Our President

Chris Christie is a paragon of virtue and of candor:
Away from truth he never has attempted to meander.
He claims he walks on water and cares not for tawdry pelf.
I know that this is true, for he has said it all himself!

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Terry Ponick
Biographical Note: Dateline Award-winning music and theater critic for The Connection Newspapers and the Reston-Fairfax Times, Terry was the music critic for the Washington Times print edition (1994-2010) and online Communities (2010-2014). Since 2014, he has been the Business and Entertainment Editor for Communities Digital News (CDN). A former stockbroker and a writer and editor with many interests, he served as editor under contract from the White House Office of Science and Technology Policy (OSTP) and continues to write on science and business topics. He is a graduate of Georgetown University (BA, MA) and the University of South Carolina where he was awarded a Ph.D. in English and American Literature and co-founded one of the earliest Writing Labs in the country. Twitter: @terryp17