Barack Obama-Katy Perry Awards: The Top 10 Bimbos of 2016

Is President Barack Obama the Katy Perry of politics, or is Katy Perry the Obama of the entertainment industry? Neither is evil, but both are vapid.

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Obamacare's Pajama Boy can't wait to read about this year's Top 10 awards. (Screen capture from YouTube video containing this viral Obamacare advertisement)

LOS ANGELES, December 21, 2016 — Is President Barack Obama the Katy Perry of politics, or is Katy Perry the Obama of the entertainment industry? Neither is evil, but both are vapid. Worse, they take pride in being vapid and surround themselves with people who celebrate them for being vapid.

Somewhere along the line, dumbing down America and giving in to the most shallow aspects of popular culture became a pastime not only celebrated but worshiped.

There is our selfie-taking, golf-addicted American Commander-in-Chief and his Pajama Boy alter-ego. Then comes a formidable phalanx of Hollywood celebrities spouting nearly daily idiocies on Facebook and Twitter. America has become the nation of Narcissista.

Throw in the election of Donald Trump as president, and observe the exponential increase in the bimbocracy emanating from his many shallow critics. Nothing turns elitists into sniveling, hysterical hissy-fits like commoners taking their country back.


To catch up with this nationwide trend of nonsense, we bring to America the Barack Obama-Katy Perry Awards, dedicated to celebrating the Top 10 Bimbos of 2016.

To avoid the angry feminists who reflexively complain because that’s what they do, here is the usual caveat: Being a bimbo—bimboism—is gender-neutral. Plenty of male bimbos exist.

10) Martin O’Malley/Tim Kaine — The greatest world threat outside of radical Islam is the metrosexualization of men. Former Maryland Governor Martin O’Malley supposedly ran for president, but his campaign resembled a college sit-in. He strummed his guitar and acted like a guy hanging out in the quad trying to impress the coeds. Virginia Senator Tim Kaine all but apologized for being of the male gender in an attempt to be Hillary Clinton’s vice presidential nominee. These emasculated men showed how political correctness is code for turning men into eunuchs.

9) Kanye West — On the one hand it is hard to fault him for being a walking meltdown. Most men who get romantically involved with a Kardashian end up destroyed in some form or another. Yet Kanye’s bizarre rantings in recent months were crazy even for him. He flipped out in front of the entire world.

8) Julia Ioffe/Lisa Edelstein — Julia Ioffe tweeted that Donald Trump may be having sex with his own daughter Ivanka. Ioffe phrased her comment less politely. She was fired by Politico, which normally revels in any hatred directed at Republicans. She was immediately hired by the Atlantic, which finds her ideological bigotry perfectly acceptable. Lisa Edelstein is an actress. When Alan Thicke recently died, Edelstein tweeted that he and other celebrities were dying to avoid living with Donald Trump as president.

7) Stephanie Land — This Washington Post writer is a single mother of two kids. She wrote that Trump’s election as president left her so shaken that she was no longer able to date. Men should be thankful that this basket case of a woman is taking herself out of circulation. Then again, these women tend to keep such promises as frequently as the Hollywood celebrities who threaten to leave America whenever a Republican is elected to anything.

6) Liberal pop singers — Katy Perry is known for her lack of substance, and Lady Gaga is not much better. This year, they and other singers went into schools and explained to the children how to get all their friends and parents to vote for Hillary Clinton. Madonna offered oral sex to men willing to switch their vote from Trump to Clinton. Bruce Springsteen’s phony blue collar lunch bucket image suffered when they saw him lambaste the candidate willing to listen to suffering workers. Springsteen in real life is a rich one-percenter who refuses to admit it. The concept of “shut up and sing” is lost on these people.

5) Amy Schumer — As a cousin of New York Senator Chuck Schumer, Amy Schumer is expected to be a hyper-partisan bully. However, as a professional comedian she should learn how to be less abusive. Her comedy is frequently vulgar, but what crossed the line was when she regularly subjected Trump supporters attending her comedy concerts for public humiliation. These people paid money to hear her routine, and she responded by subjecting them to harassment. As people walked out of her concerts, she doubled down. The one mortal  sin in comedy is not being funny, and Schumer confused nastiness with humor.

4) Colin Kaepernick — The National Football League survived virtually everything until Kaepernick decided to bend his knee and protest against the playing of the national anthem. Kaepernick once had a bright future in football, but his play rapidly declined. Only after he turned into a relatively bad football player did he turn to political activism, helped along by his radicalized Muslim girlfriend. After railing against the system, Kaepernick did not even vote in the election. His real problem is bad football. The 49ers have lost 13 straight games, but Kaepernick would rather disrespect the country that made him a millionaire many times over. Stung by a decline in ratings, the NFL this off season will most likely require in 2017 that athletes who get rich playing a game show the American flag and our national anthem proper respect.

3) Jennifer Palmieri — Hillary Clinton’s campaign spokeswoman frequently played the race card from the bottom of the deck. After the election she peddled the discredited notion that Trump won because of white nationalism and bigotry. Everyone who disagrees with Hillary Clinton is a racist, according to the campaign that wanted us all to be “stronger together.” We were told, “When they go low, we go high.” When Hillary Clinton went low, Palmieri went even lower. She is now with former Obama deputy campaign manager Stephanie “in the gutter” Cutter.

2) Hillary Clinton/Liz Warren — During the debates, Trump turned to Clinton and remarked, “such a nasty woman.” He was right, but Clinton’s campaign made a strategic mistake by wearing the insult as a badge of honor. Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren’s hobbies include screaming about anything and everything. She screeched at a rally that nasty women were going to remove Trump from our lives forever. What Clinton and Warren never figured out is that most people do not like nasty people of either gender.

1) The Liberal Media — Their chosen candidate was flawed, but they were far more flawed. The New York Times and Washington Post in particular actively openly campaigned for Hillary Clinton. When it comes to the liberal onetime “mainstream media” (MSM), this year’s election coverage went far beyond their expected liberal bias. There was illegal coordination among the liberal media, the Clinton campaign, and the Democrat National Committee. Clinton was fed debate questions in advance. Glenn Thrush of Politico and others asked the Clinton campaign for permission to run certain stories and gave them editorial veto power. But that was just for starters. After the election, liberal pundits on CNN and MSNBC became unhinged. The newspapers got worse. Raving lunatic Paul Krugman used his New York Times column to claim that Trump wants another 9/11-style attack to boost his personal popularity. Trump’s cabinet picks were attacked for being politically conservative. Trump’s Ambassador to Israel was viciously attacked for being pro-Israel. Topping it off, Trump’s cabinet was attacked for its lack of diversity—even though at the time he had only made three selections— with the attack being led by institutions that are all run by bald white guys.

After unsuccessfully trying to rig the election themselves, the liberal media then trafficked in phony conspiracy theories about Russian plots to rig the election. The liberal media also declared a war on fake news despite being the major source of it themselves. This was just another typical attempt to silence anyone expressing conservative views and protect their own monopoly power over information. Meanwhile, as radical Islamists murder people globally, the liberal media still obsesses over climate change. Then they wonder why the American people no longer trust a word they say.

For letting ideology blind them into destroying their own collective reputation, the liberal media have now become the biggest bimbos the world has ever known. They are certainly the biggest bimbos of 2016.

Here are CDN’s previous lists of the Biggest Bimbos from 2010 through 2015.

http://tygrrrrexpress.com/2010/12/more-vapid-than-barack-obama-the-top-10-bimbos-of-2010/

http://tygrrrrexpress.com/2011/12/more-vapid-than-barack-obama-the-top-10-bimbos-of-2011/

http://tygrrrrexpress.com/2012/12/more-vapid-than-barack-obama-the-top-10-bimbos-of-2012/

http://tygrrrrexpress.com/2013/12/the-top-10-bimbos-of-2013/

http://www.commdiginews.com/entertainment/the-barack-katy-perry-obama-awards-top-10-bimbos-of-2014-32493/

http://www.commdiginews.com/entertainment/the-barack-obama-katy-perry-awards-top-10-bimbos-of-2015-54896/

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