Europe, employment, North Korean Kim-chee bug Wall Street

Europe, employment, North Korean Kim-chee bug Wall Street

Employment reports were anemic in the U.S., and Europe continues to twist slowly in the wind. Meanwhile, North Korea's latest tin hat seems in need of fresh U.S. bribes.

WASHINGTON, April 4, 2013 — Yesterday, the Maven battled The Stock Market From Hades, managing to pull his portfolios’ collective fat out of the fire for the most part by taking a few nasty losses. Cleanup concluded this morning. The Maven had made two mistakes and doesn’t mind sharing. Mr. Market’s Kollege of Moneymaking Knowledge is constantly offering courses for improvement, with tuition generally paid not via check but via losses. This latest course was no exception.

The financial media will tell you yesterday’s market drubbing was mostly due to the predictable trash talking spewing from the chubby, spoiled punk currently in charge of the North Korean Kim-chee Kommie Kleptocracy Kombine. The latest edition of Dear Leader claims he’s drawn up a plan to nuke the U.S., maybe back to the Stone Age and probably by tomorrow if we don’t give him some of his favorite candy. Right now.

That’s the reason the financial media gave for yesterday’s market hissy-fit in which every stock sector took a hit. Likely, these days, the punditocracy is largely right, since the HFTs trade only off headlines, and the North Korean kabuki drama didn’t play well in the algorithm sandbox.

That said, employment reports both yesterday and this morning were anemic in the U.S., and Europe continues to twist slowly in the wind, waiting for the next batch of holes in their economic dike without nearly enough Little Dutch Boys at hand to patch them all.

So our defensive stocks and European ETF shorts should have worked yesterday and this morning, right? Wrong! REITs continue to get relentlessly hammered, and yesterday was quite bad. Apparently, the machines have fallen out of love with them, so down they went, way-above-average yields and all.

That particular swoon persists into today’s market, and sensing at least a short term trend, we’ve dumped all our REITs except for Invesco (IVR) and Aviva REIT, which is the new IPO healthcare facility REIT our broker has induced us to hold for at least 30 days. IVR is still holding its own while Aviva (AVIV) is still up considerably from its IPO price.

Anything that smacks of commodities right now, we’ve also dumped, including the remainder of our MLPs, refining stocks like Marathon Petroleum (MPC) and anything that looks commodity-oriented.

What’s weird is that the Euro-centered ETF shorts should have worked as the Euro has weakened somewhat while their stock market is moribund. But guess what? The shorts all went against us. Ditto gold, a small amount of which we held via gold ETF IAU sort of as an insurance policy against the North Korean Kimchee Brigade. No matter that gold traditionally has gone up when bad guys start rattling their virtual sabers. Not this time. Gold continues to tank. Looks like it’s just another commodity now.

Ditto the oil patch, which we’d still been participating in via ETFs and a couple of refineries. BZZT! Wrong Answer.  Oil has already dribbled down from near $100 bbl. Last week to roughly $92 bbl. This morning for West Texas intermediate, a tremendous drop that’s big enough to be reflected in the pump when refineries eventually remember to lower the pump price by a penny or two. So oil isn’t working either, even though that’s another thing that tends to spike when international thugs are yelling and screaming “Nukes!” in a crowded international theater.

Weirder still is what’s started working. Bonds. That seems counterintuitive since the Fed is buying up so much of this paper that interest rates remain near zero. The Fed’s whole idea is to force us to buy stocks for capital gains and yield, but this week that tactic’s been stumbling. Bonds are actually getting stronger, despite the lousy yield. ETFs that cover TIPs and mid-range treasurys and other decent quality bonds—and ETFs that invest in junk for that matter—have all held up well this week while stocks got schmeissed. Go figure.

Some say that many balanced funds are rebalancing this month by selling off stocks in favor of bonds because those are the rules that such funds play by. But it’s really hard to tell at this juncture.

In other words, everything a trading system is meant to cover has failed this week, not only for the Maven but for pretty much everyone else except those holding all their money in moneymarket funds.

So we’ve just bailed—a lot—and will sit around for a while. We’d hoped to catch the last pre-Sell-in-May-and-Go-Away rally. But maybe that already happened in March. Instead, we may have gotten caught with our metaphorical pants down instead. Fortunately, we didn’t lose much. But being competitive, the Maven and his elves hate to lose anything at all.

We’ll sit tight and see if Mr. Market will give us a tell today or tomorrow. In the meantime, keep stocking your fallout shelters. If the Dear Leader doesn’t get you, than maybe Wall Street will.


Disclaimer: The author of this column maintains several active trading and investment portfolios and owns residential and investment real estate.

Any positions mentioned above describe this author’s own investment decisions and should not be construed as either buy or sell recommendations. The current market is highly treacherous and all investors travel at their own risk, so caution should be exercised at all times.  

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Terry Ponick
Biographical Note: Dateline Award-winning music and theater critic for The Connection Newspapers and the Reston-Fairfax Times, Terry was the music critic for the Washington Times print edition (1994-2010) and online Communities (2010-2014). Since 2014, he has been the Business and Entertainment Editor for Communities Digital News (CDN). A former stockbroker and a writer and editor with many interests, he served as editor under contract from the White House Office of Science and Technology Policy (OSTP) and continues to write on science and business topics. He is a graduate of Georgetown University (BA, MA) and the University of South Carolina where he was awarded a Ph.D. in English and American Literature and co-founded one of the earliest Writing Labs in the country. Twitter: @terryp17